Richie And Ruben
They opened up a bar called "Living Hell"
他们开了间酒吧名叫“人间炼狱”
Right from the start it didn't go too well
从一开头起就经营得不太理想
They didn't have the vibe or quite the right clientele
他们那只有打打苍蝇没有客人
They bought a velvet rope and the door man laughed
买了天鹅绒围栏引得看门人大笑
They got robbed blind by half the wait staff
被身兼多职的临时工洗劫一空
Six short weeks and they were forced to sell
短短六个月就被逼得把店子卖掉
里奇和鲁本
Richie and Ruben
也不知道他们在搞啥子
Don't know what they're doin'
里奇和鲁本
Richie and Ruben
估计脑子进水还被驴踢了
Are both a little out of their minds
别给他们一个子儿
Don't give 'em a dime
他们绝壁会把你钱骗清光
They'll blow through your dough
就像从前把老子的钱骗走
Just like they blew through mine
喔-哦-哦-噢
喔-哦-哦-噢
A-whoa a-a-o
钱都跑哪去了?
Whoa-o a-a-o
钱都跑哪去了?
Where did the money go?
他们又开了时装店叫“逼格”
Where did the money go?
打算找点小孩子散客生意
They opened a boutique they called "Degree"
就算快倒闭他也还不放弃
Together with some kid from F.I.T.
他有他的逼格
Though later it turned out he never quite
一件撕烂的衣服要卖1100大洋
Got his degree
上面还沾了漂白剂和黑点污垢
Eleven hundred bucks for a ripped up shirt
对我来说真的有点
That came pre-stained with bleach and black dirt
有点贼贵-诶-诶
Seemed just a little bit
里奇和鲁本
Too steep to me - e - e - - e - e
也不知道他们在搞啥子
Richie and Ruben
里奇和鲁本
Don't know what they're doin'
估计脑子进水还被驴踢了
Richie and Ruben
别给他们一个子儿
Are both a little out of their minds
他们绝壁会把你钱骗清光
Don't give 'em a dime
就像从前把老子的钱骗走
They'll blow through your dough
自从在中学初一开始
Just like they blew through mine
他们就在说“放心啦 冇问题”
到现在我都还在追债
And ever since the seventh grade
从来就没还过
They've been sayin that "we've got it made"
喔-哦-哦-噢
And I haven't gotten paid
喔-哦-哦-噢
Gotten paid at all
钱都跑哪去了?
里奇和鲁本
A-whoa a-a-o
也不知道他们在搞啥子
Whoa-o a-a-o
里奇和鲁本
Where did the money go?
都有点
他们的脑子
Richie and Ruben
他们的脑子
Don't know what they're doin'
都是进水还被驴踢了
Richie and Ruben
Are both a little
They're both a little
They're both a little
Out of their minds