Post-Sellout

Hey, what's up guys (Koe what's going on man?)
嗨 伙计们咋样（老科 咋样啊）
Hey, the girl up at the front desk, she bad as hell
前台那个姑娘 真的是性感到爆欸
Oh, Tiffany? (Yeah, she's fine)
蒂凡尼吗？（啊 她挺好的）
Yeah, she's a, she's a very, beautiful young woman
她是 呃 确实是个年轻漂亮的女人
So um, we've got everything set
所以呃 我们都安排好了
Do you need any umm, water or Fresca?
你要喝点什么吗 水还是弗雷斯卡？
Nah, man I'm good, appreciate it though
不用啦 我不渴 不过还是谢了
Um, just uh, come sit right here
好吧 呃 你坐过来
Love the record by the way
你的唱片我们真的挺喜欢的
What we're going to do here is we're gonna sign right here
我们只需要你在这儿签个字
Just initial there
首字母签在那儿
Thеre
还有那儿也签一个
And down at the bottom
最后在最底下再签一次
You're all sеt
好了弄完了
Welcome to the team
欢迎加入我们的团队
Wait, does this make me a sellout?
等下 这就会让我演出售罄吗？
There was a man
有这么一个男人
He had a chicken farm
他有一间养鸡场
He did it right and he knew it was right
生活工作十分顺利 他也非常清楚
Where the money would flow in
这就是他赚钱的好路子
His grandaddy told him when he was a young boy
在他还是个孩子的时候 他的爷爷告诉他
He said son you're gonna die on this chicken farm
说孩子啊 你一辈子都会在这间养鸡场
So you better get used to shoveling manures and
所以你最好早点学会铲鸡粪
One day he went home
有天他回到家里
And his wife was sucking some ****
看到自己老婆正在给别的男人吹
From one of his homeboys
那人还是他老家的兄弟
And he said why'd you do it to me
他吼着 你们为啥要这么对我
She just cried and he let his homeboy just leave
他老婆哭了起来 他让他的兄弟离开了
And so they ****ed for a second
他们凌乱了一会儿
And finally they quieted
最后终于安静了下来
She cooked up some fried chicken
她做了些炸鸡
And they started moving silent
然后开始慢慢走出去
Through the kitchen to some old song
走过厨房 跟着某首歌的节奏
They didn't know what was wrong
他们也不知道哪里出了问题
Until the children came in and said Mom and Dad what are you doing
直到孩子们进了门 问爸爸妈妈你们在干嘛
And they said nothing we're just boot scootin'
他们说没什么 我们就是跳了下舞
Around the kitchen at nine o'clock in the night
夜里九点 就在厨房里
The next morning he said baby, don't worry
翌日清晨他说 亲爱的你别担心
I gotta go to work but it's not in a hurry
我要去工作了 但是也不着急
I can got time for, to love on you
我还是有时间 可以好好爱你
But I gotta question for you
但是我想问你一个问题
Did he stick his finger in your ass?
他把手指插进你后头了吗
Like you like it, like you let me do
就像你喜欢我那么干一样
I can't handle it if you let him stick his finger in it
如果你让他这么玩了 那我可承受不住了
I won't have it no way in hell
我死都忍不了的
I'll shoot him in the face and go straight to jail
我会当面给他一q 然后就去蹲监狱
But I got some chickens that need feedin'
但我养鸡厂里的鸡还得有人喂
Cows at home they need to be grazin'
家里的牛也需要我放
But they won't do it without me, no
要是没了我 他们也不会替我做的
While my ****ing wife is a whore
可我老婆是个死荡女彐
Why do you like to suck mean **** every goddamn night
为啥你特么每晚就喜欢跟别人乱搞
I wish you weren't such a whore
我真希望你不是这么个女表子
But I kinda like it because it makes me horny
但我又有点喜欢 因为这能让我兴奋
Baby, please come back to me
求你回到我身边吧
Is your mom available?
“你妈妈有空跟我约吗？”