Bagpipes From Baghdad

oh its music to my ears
oh man how can i describe the way i feel

fuckin' great man

ok let me see

how could i begin

locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch
was red more red wine and captain crunch
red wine for breakfast and for brunch
and to soak it up and in between snack crack ers to munch
mariah what ever happened to us
why did we have to break up
all i asked for was a glass of punch
ya see i never really asked for much
i cant imagine whats
going through your mind after such
a nasty break up with that latin hunk
luis migul
nick cannon better back the fuck up
i'm not playin i want her back ya punk
this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk
mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk
zapp and eric clapton
shaft prince abba crunk
ya baby
i want another crack at ya
you can beat me with any spatula that you want
i man i really want you bad you cunt
nick you had your fun
i've come to kick you in your sack of junk
man i could use a fresh batch of blood
so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture
bagpipes from baghdad

when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad

i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad
you could be a permanent fixture
in my lyrical mixture
i'm the miracle whip trickster
my signature sound
when a tube of lipsticks around
i'm bound to put it on in an instant
wow man what an ensemble
what an assortmen of pharma-
ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and
cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
never new i could remind me so much of my momma
i'll cut you like dahmer
pull a butcher knife on ya
the size of a sword boy
i'm like the fucking red sonya
get it stuck in ya cornea
nice knowing ya norman
your so fucking annoying
drop the shovel boy
you dont know what the fuck your doing
i aint playing no fucking more
nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin whore
every minute theres a sucker born
snuck up on malachai
made the motherfucker suck on shruck of corn
chaka chaka khan chaka khan
hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and
tell him its fuckin on
now what the fuck are you doing
your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower
blowing your bagpipes from baghdad
bagpipes from baghdad

when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad

somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad

i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag
In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they'll become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles
It's what they said to the two conjoined twins

How's it going girlfriends you need a boyfriend
You need some ointment just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first We'll do a coin flip
I've just got my one year sobriety check
When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other
Especially when they're joined at the hip
I'm going to get a needle kit

In attempt to separate the back at the loin shit
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!
Cookie lookie even took me a polaroid
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least

bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad

i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag
bagpipes from baghdad