The Best Room
The Best Room - Modest Mouse
Written by:Isaac Brock/Jeremiah/Green/Kirby Fairchild/Russell/Higbee/Seth Lorinczi
Let loose with your charms
Go reckless unharmed
We all signed the card
Get well but don't you try too hard
The lessons unlearned
Oh this meeting it's adjourned
These western concerns
Hold my place in line while I take your turn
To the empty balconies we serenade
All the playgrounds where them kids
Don't get to play
Dirty parkies went and chased them all away
To the game consoles to fatten
The best room they have
Is the last room you'd want
The bathroom's outside
Police tape is tied
To the door knobs from rooms
Nine through thirty two
Aw these western concerns
We beg while we chew
These western concerns
Are all I ever really learned
To be concerned with
Don't you don't you know
It's hard feeling tired every time that you try
Ain't it hard feeling tired all the time
Look family living upstairs must have
A fleet of rider lawn mowers
The novelist to my right's convinced
That every woman's a whore
But he bothers me time and again to set him up
With my very best friends
And I say what
Says he doesn't restate but he will not shut up
Don't you don't you know
It's hard
Feeling tired every time that you try
Ain't it hard feeling tired all the time
Don't ya don't ya know
I am gonna bury my head in the woods right now
Scan for some mycelia
And bring a little back to town
Don't you don't you know
It's hard feeling tired every time that you try
Ain't it hard feeling tired all the time
Go reckless unharmed
Yep the shut ins they're well armed
We all led the charge
'Till we ran aground in our party barge
And every little gift was just one more
Part of their grift
Oh yeah we know it
Oh yeah we know it
The best news that we all got was just
Some dumb hokum we'd all bought
Let's go reckless feeling great
We're the sexiest of all primates
Let's let loose with our charms
Shake our ass and wave our arms
All going apesh*t