Ode To Branson

Cast:Remember the starsCast:Remember the stars
记得你昨日
You loved yesterday?
深爱的明星们
Where did they go?
他们去哪里了？
Did they all pass away?
都去世了吗？
Was it drugs or a car crash
是吸毒 车祸
Or face lift gone wrong?
还是整容失败啦？
No, they're right here in Branson,
不 他们就在布兰森
And singing this song!
唱着这首歌
Charo:My name is Charo, I shake my maracas.
我叫Charo 我会摇沙球
Mr. T:Remember me, fool, I was B.A. Baracus.?
记得我吗 傻瓜？我是 B.A. Baracus
Cast:We're the performers
我们是那些
You thought were dead
你以为死了的演员
Like Bonnie Franklin
比如Bonnie Franklin
And Adrian Zmed.
还有Adrian Zmed
Branson's the place
布兰森就是
They can always be found
你能找到我们的地方
They took Nick at Nite
他们和Nick at Nite
And made it a town.
一起建立了城市
Ray Jay Johnson:You can call me "Ray,"
你可以叫我Ray
Or you can call me "Jay,"
还可以叫我Jay
Just don't call me "washed up,"
但别叫我玩犊子
I do three shows a day!
我一天三场戏
Charlie Callas:Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground
Charlie Callas不睡在地下
Yes, I'm still alive, and I'm making my sounds.
没错 我还活着 这就是我的声音
Cast:So sit back, relax,
所以坐好了 放松
And watch our revue.
看我们的滑稽戏
Yakov Smirnoff:In Soviet Union,
在苏联
Revue watches you!
Revue永相伴