What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Mrs Teavee: Here in the bosom of America
在阿美莉卡的怀抱里
We love the things that make our country strong
我们热爱一切使她强大的事物
We give our little sons
我们给我们的小儿子
Lots of love and lots of guns!
许多的爱与枪支
So what could possibly go wrong?
所以怎么可能会出错呢？
+Ensemble: Here in the bosom of America
在阿美莉卡的怀抱里
We sit at our computer all night long
我们在电脑前一坐就是一整晚
We pour ourselves a drink
我们给自己倒酒
And then we tweet before we think!
然后在思考前就发推
What could possibly go wrong?
怎么可能有错呢？
We teach our kids that when they lose, they're winners!
我们教导我们的孩子，就算输了也是赢家
That everything they do they do the best
一旦出手就要做到最好
We fill them up with sweets and TV dinners
我们用糖果和即食电视快餐将他们喂饱
And when they're stuffed up to the gills
当他们腮帮子塞得鼓鼓囊囊
We strap them in and take our pills!
我们就把他们捆起来，然后服用精神药物：
Klonopin, Adavin, Paxium, Valium
氯硝西泮，安定片，帕克希姆，烦宁剂
I need a pill just to sit down and tally 'em
我吃了药才能坐下来告诉他们：
Propofol's good, I got Librium here
麻醉剂是好东西，我这有利眠宁
And I chase 'em all down with a bucket of beer!
我用一桶啤酒把所有的药片一起吞进肚子！
Ensemble: Here in the bosom of America!
在阿美莉卡的怀抱里
My little boy can speak out to the throng
我的小男孩能对着人群放声演讲
And though he's quite the malcontent
虽然他不怎么高兴吧
Someday he might be president!
但是他也许有天能做总统呢
Oh, what could possibly go wrong?
哦，这怎么可能会出问题啊？
Mike: Wrong, wrong!
出错！出错！
Lock her away!
把她锁起来！
Mike Teavee is changing up the USA
麦克·缇威正在改变美利坚
I hacked a golden ticket!
我黑到了一张金奖券
That's how I won
这就是我怎么赢的
You gotta break rules to get the job done
想要完成任务你就得破坏规则
I don't need to go outside to be what I'll be
我不需要出门就能成为我将要成为的那种人
Reality is something I can get from TV
现实生活我从电视里就能了解
America, get ready for my cyber attack!
美国，准备好接受我的赛博攻击吧！
Mike Teavee is winning!
麦克·缇威将要成为赢家
There's no going back!
没有人可以阻止这一切
在阿美莉卡的怀抱里
Mrs Teavee + Ensemble: Here in the bosom of America!
我们接下来要唱响威利·旺卡之歌！（超级潮耶）
Mrs Teavee: We're off to sing the Willy Wonka song! (Hip Hooray!)
他手握金奖券！
A golden ticket in his hand!
是的，麦克·缇威大局在握！
Mike: Yes, Mike Teavee's in full command!
哦，怎么可能会有问题？
Mrs Teavee + Ensemble: Oh, what could possibly go wrong?
有问题！有毛病！出错！犯错！犯罪！犯错！错！错！！错！！！
Mike: Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
冷静点！
Mrs Teavee: Peace out!