Army Skit

Feeling like we weren’t getting anywhere: We decided to turn to the social media platform, Facebook.
我感觉我们卡在这儿了：我们决定看看社交网络Facebook上有没有新发现
After a little bit of research, we discovered a page, entitled ‘Conrank’s Army’.
在做过一些调查后，我们发现了一个网页，叫做“Conrank的军队”
After being accepted into the group, we managed to catch up with a few members of the army,
在被接受入群后，我们成功的找到一些成员并聊了聊
to find out exactly what they feel a Conrank is.
来看看到底什么是Conrank
“What is a Conrank you say?
“Conrank是什么呢？
A Conrank is the answers to the universe tied up into a knot, into an enigma.
一个Conrank是一个重叠的，什么的宇宙的终极答案。
Which is boxed up into the sound you’re hearing at the moment.”
这个宇宙就是你现在听到的声音”
“What the **** is a Conrank? What the **** is a Conrank?
“什么是Conrank？你问我什么是Conrank？
If you have to ask me that then you don’t even know what beef is.”
你如果连这个都不知道，估计你连牛肉都不知道是什么吧。”
“Oh yeah dude like what’s a ******* Conrank bro?
“是呀，Conrank到底是什么鬼？
That’s like that ******* like where it’s like yeah exactly like that bro”
对，就是这个。”
“I’m not quite sure what it is but I don’t appreciate you asking me”
“我怎么会知道，你居然还来问我。”
“What’s a ******* Conrank?
“Conrank是什么？
A Conrank is energy that uh emotion the goose bumps you feel when the bass drops.
Conrank是当Bass响起时，你鸡皮疙瘩起来时候，感受到的那种情感
That’s a ******* Conrank”
那就是Conrank。”
“Uh I think it’s something you crank?”
“唔，好像是能让你飞起来的东西？”
They seemed as in the dark as I was…
“他们看上去，像是在黑暗里，当我在…”