Ironic

人声 : Scala/Kolacny Brothers
有个老人今年九十八岁
An old man turned ninety eight
他彩票中了大奖
He won the lottery
但第二天他就死了
And he died the next day
这就像是一杯法国红酒里有只黑苍蝇
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像被赦免了的死刑
It's a death row pardon
不过迟到了两分钟
Two minutes too late
这真是讽刺
Isn't it ironic
难道不是吗？
Don't you think?
就像你婚礼那天
It's like rain
下起了大雨
On your wedding day
就像有人要搭你一程
It's a free ride
你却正好买了车票
When you've already paid
就像得到一个忠告
It's the good advice
你却置之不理
That you just didn't take
谁能想到这些东西的重要性呢
And who would've thought it figures
安全第一”先生害怕坐飞机
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly“
有一天他装好他的行李
He packed his suitcase
与孩子们吻别
And he kissed his kids goodbye
他等了一辈子
He waited his whole damn life
还是要来坐这趟飞机
To take that flight
当他的飞机失事时，他想到：
And as the plane crashed down he thought
这可真够劲
Well isn't this nice
这真是讽刺
Isn't it ironic
难道不是吗
Don't you think
就像你婚礼那天
It's like rain
下起了大雨
On your wedding day
就像有人要搭你一程
It's a free ride
你却正好买了车票
When you've already paid
就像得到一个忠告
It's a good advice
你却置之不理
That you just didn't take
谁能想到这些东西的重要性呢
And who would've thought it figures
生活可真有趣
Life has a funny way
当你认为一切都很ok的时候总会戏弄你一下
Of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay and everything's going right
生活可真有趣
And life has a funny way
当你倒霉透顶，一切都被你搞砸了的时候
Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong
又会帮你一把
And everything blows up in your face
你已经迟到了
A traffic jam
却还遇上塞车
When you're already late
当你休息的时候却被禁止吸烟
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
就像有成千上万的勺子
It's like ten thousand spoons
但你需要的是刀子
When all you need is a knife
就像终于遇见你的梦中的王子
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
和他美丽的妻子在一起
And then meeting his beautiful wife
这可真是讽刺
And isn't it ironic
你不觉得这也太讽刺了吗
Don't you think a little too ironic
我觉得如此
And I really do think
就像你婚礼那天
It's like rain
下起了大雨
On your wedding day
就像有人要搭你一程，你却正好买了车票
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像得到一个忠告
It's the good advice
你却置之不理
That you just didn't take
谁能想到这些东西的重要性呢
And who would've thought it figures
生活总是莫名其妙逗你一下
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Oh life has a funny funny way
又会莫名其妙帮你一把
Helping you out
帮你一把
Helping you out