Ohh, listen up
Young man, theres a theres a young man,
he writes stories
Hes a writer, a little writer boy
He falls in love with a girl,
girl already has a boyfriend
She kinda loves him back,
but not really
Theyre just really good friends,
and thats fine
He understands, its rational
Hi, whats your name?
How are you?
Hows your life?
Oh, you got a man?
Are you in love?
If so, what type?
Is it just platonic, strictly just as friends
Or the type that ties you two together
til tomorrows end?
If it is,
disregard every time I call you pretty
Though its meant sincerely,
its just my imagination drifting
Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Zs shoulders
So I fall to ground,
collect myself and get ready to take over your heart
Or at least your spare time
And I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe its the thought of not being so alone
Hey, the second ones way sadder than the first one
But I dont know
I love the thought of being with you
Maybe its the thought of not being so alone
The second ones way sadder than the first one
But I dont know
We should go and get a friggin cup of coffee
And Ill act friendly
and I wont pull any stunts
But Im a little stunt puller from birth
So I dont know what to tell you
If I try to confess my love for
SCONES
I just wanna say something real quick,
please shh, listen
I love
These scones
Just the diversity between the selection they have here
The blueberry, the raspberry, strawberry, pumpkin
Even which is basically a friggin squash
How they gonna make a scone out of a freaking squash ?
Ohh, wow, wow
That shit blows my mind
Thats Elon Musk just in his little lab cooking up, baby
But what were you talking about?
Oh yeah, your boyfriend made you mad the other day?
What was he saying?
Oh, what do I think? Hmm
He was being mean at that part, point?
But Im sure hes gonna turn around at some point,
as well and
I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe its the thought of not being so alone
The second ones way sadder than the first one
But I dont know
I love the thought of being with you,
woah, woah, woah
Or maybe its the thought of not being so alone
Shit, I love being,
I love being loved, but
Dont like crying on the phone
Hi, wassup?
Yeah, whats going on?
Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you,
yeah, uh-huh
Its so great youre doing all of those things
You should keep doing all of them I think
Oh yeah, my names Hobo Johnson
People like to say Im a rapper,
Im actually not
I produced this myself,
Im hella f*cking proud of it
But yeah, she like, shes so nice
She was so nice and cared about me,
no one else did
Literally, I dont think Ive ever felt love before that
Shes a peach
Scone
Shes a peach scone, yes,and
I love the thought of being with her
I just really hope that she doesnt get hurt, yknow?
They say it takes two years to come back down to earth
From that lovely place that youve been,
I heard its so nice
Good for you guys,
Im, Im glad
(Being so alone)
And if you find someone who loves you for who you are
Keep loving em, man
Cause that shit happens like,
once in a lifetime, yknow?
And who am I to get in the way of someone
living their lifetime yknow?
And I hope youre doing really well,
I havent talked to you in a while
But uh, I found someone else who really loves me for who I am
But I dont call them enough,
and thats why they moved away
Im gonna call them right now,
she wants me to call her
Okay, bye
Peach Scone (Live)