Romeo & Juliet

It feels so good
Oh, thats my shit right there
Thats the ticket
Give me the ticket
Give it to me baby
You know it
Im too emotional
Good luck to my future wives and their future lives without me
You guys will do great
Im sure that Ive prepared you for every guy youll date
And every guy youll marry
And every guy youll hate
Its the lullabies I sang out of tune thats probably what did it
Or my twin size mattress that I had since I was seven
That we have to sleep on whenever she spends the night
And if she falls off again shell find another guy to like
Were just Romeo & Juliet
But getting drunk and eating percocets
But just to ease the stress
But soft what light, thru yonder window breaks
It is the east, but Juliet just puked off the balcony
How romantic
Nothing like getting drunk and getting manic
On a mother ****ing Monday
I-I brush the bangs behind her lovely little ear
As she describes in detail how the end is truly near, wow
And Im sure that we can do this for forever
Or until we drink the poison, cause she sees some cloudy weather
As Rosaline, lies in bed, seething, wide awake
Because a burning love for Juliet only took a day
And if Romeo & Juliet continued to be married
Thens theres half of a chance
That their kids would get embarrassed
When all the kids at school all talk about their parents
And Romeo Jr. has to say their not together and
Junior will dream of the day when hes a man
And what hell do to avoid that 50% chance
Of his kids feeling the way he feels
Hell probably just stick with the Netflix and Chill
Dear Shakespeare
Could you write happy ending please
Could you write a happy ending please
We just deserve a happy ending please, please
And every sting from every tear drop
From every ring at every pawn shop
Im not missing both my Christmas
Though family would be nice
In my dreams my kids are happy
And I know that they wont mind
One Christmas
Just one Christmas
Just one Christmas
Just one Christmas
But dear mom
Conversations from a couch have never felt the same
Since you looked Dad in the eye
And you told him that 'Things are about to change.'
My mom was made from Adams rib
And the marriage went south
And the snake came back and asked my mother out to dinner
And my dad found out
And asked my mom what thats about
And she said 'Oh its nothing.'
But dad loves to shout, really loud
Loud enough to knock the lamps and dressers to the ground
In my memory, I can hear
Chopins Nocturnes playing in the background
A slow train wreck, youll close your eyes
But forever hear the sound
And boy its tough
Cause thats the sound of people falling out of Love