My life is totally prepared for a gigantic change right now!
我的人生現在已經準備好迎接一個巨大的改變
I'm genuinely ready to be married
我真的已經準備好結婚了
Right, then why aren't you?
好吧，那為什麼還沒呢
Right
對哈
Right, right, right
就是，就是，就是
Ba-da-da-da-da
Ba-da-da-da-da
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da
You could drive a person crazy
你能讓人為你瘋狂
You could drive a person mad
你能讓人為你著迷
Ba-da-da
First you make a person hazy
先把這人搞迷糊
So a person could be had
這人就能到手了
Ba-da-da
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
然後把他扔在門外
Outside your door
傷心又納悶
Which it only makes a person gladly
只會讓這人更樂意
Want you even more
趕緊追到你
I could understand a person
我能理解
If she said to go away
如果她說要離開
Ba-da-da
I could understand a person
我能明白
If she happened to be gay
如果她是彎的
You think?
你怎麼認為？
Do I know?
我怎麼知道？
Nah
不會吧
But worse than that
更糟糕的是
A person that
有的人
Titillates a person and then leaves him flat
挑逗之後又轉身離開
Is crazy
真的過分
She's a troubled person
她是一個有點問題的人
She's a truly crazy person herself
她真的徹底的瘋了
Dirty flirt
骯髒的調情者
You feminist
你這個女權主義者
I just don't understand
我只是不明白
That time of the month?
好朋友來了？
When a person's personality is personable
若一個人足夠有風度
She shouldn't oughta sit on her butt
就不該一直呆坐著
It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
比鬥牛士逗弄公牛更難的
To try to get you outa your rut
就是讓你離開椅子
So single and attentive and attractive a chick
體貼迷人又單身
Is everything a person could wish
本該是人人想找的女人
But turning off a person is the act of a chick
但這女人又總讓人喪失性趣
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish
喜歡把魚鉤從魚身上拔出來
Knock-knock! Is anybody there?
咚咚！有人在嗎？
Knock-knock! It really isn't fair
咚咚！這真的不公平
(Not fair, not fair)
（不公平，不公平）
Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms
咚咚！我在施展我所有的魅力
Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms
咚咚！我怕是抱著個殭屍
All that sweet affection!
那些甜蜜的愛意！
What is wrong?
是什麼錯了嗎?
Where's the loose connection?
哪裡掉鍊子了？
How long, oh Lord, how long?
多久，天啊，還要多久？
Bobbie-baby-Bobbie-bubbi-Bobbie
波比寶貝波比波比波比
You could drive a person frantic
你可以讓一個人瘋狂
You could blow a person's cool
你可能會打擊一個人的冷靜
Like you get a person all romantic
就像你得到了一個浪漫的人
While you make 'em feel a fool
而你卻讓他們覺得自己像個傻瓜
Ba-da
When a person says that you just don't get her
當一個人說你不懂她的時候
That's when you're good
那是你表現好的時候
You impersonate a person better
你能更像一個人
Than a zombie should
而不是個殭屍
I could understand a person
我能理解一個人
If she wasn't good in bed
如果她那方面不怎麼行
(She's good. No ****!)
（她很棒！胡說！）
I could understand a person
我能理解一個人
If she actually was dead
如果她真的是個死人
Ba-da-da-da
Exclusive you!
只有你
Elusive you!
讓人捉摸不透的你
Will any person ever get the juice of you?
真會有人能睡到你嗎？
You're crazy
你真是個瘋子
You're a troubled person
你是個麻煩的人
You're a moving
你是個不安定的
Deeply maladjusted
心理失調的
Never to be trusted
永遠不能相信的
Crazy person yourself
你這個瘋子
Bobbie is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!
Bobby這人物攻略難度太大我選擇放棄！
You Could Drive A Person Crazy