歌手 Weird Al Yankovic Virus Alert

Weird Al Yankovic
Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really wanna give you a warning
Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous , insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, stinky cheese
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record 'Gigli'
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out !
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted tosheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit cards
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a...

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!

Edit by Jsliw

Straight Outta Lynwood 專輯歌曲

歌曲 歌手 專輯
Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Trapped in the Drive-Thru Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Virus Alert (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly) (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Canadian Idiot Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day) (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Weasel Stomping Day Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Close But No Cigar (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Virus Alert Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Pancreas Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Polkarama! (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Pancreas (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Weasel Stomping Day (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
White & Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Don't Download This Song (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Do I Creep You Out (Parody of "Do I Make You Proud" by Taylor Hicks) (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Polkarama!: The Chicken DanceLet's Get It StartedTake Me OutBeverly Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Confessions Part III (Parody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher) (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Confessions, Pt. 3 Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
I'll Sue Ya (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood

Weird Al Yankovic 熱門歌曲

歌曲 歌手 專輯
Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic  The Videos
Funk Dat Weird Al Yankovic  I Love The 90s Vol.5
Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Weird Al Yankovic  Poodle Hat
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Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead Weird Al Yankovic  Weird Al Yankovic
The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic  The Food Album
Polka Power! Weird Al Yankovic  Running with Scissors
TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift) Weird Al Yankovic  Alpocalypse
Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic  Poodle Hat
Here's Johnny Weird Al Yankovic  Polka Party
The Check's In The Mail Weird Al Yankovic  Weird Al Yankovic
White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) (Main Version) Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic  Poodle Hat
Amoeba Weird Al Yankovic  Peter & The WolfCarnival Of The Animals Part II
Talk Soup Weird Al Yankovic  Alapalooza
Peter and the Wolf Introduction Weird Al Yankovic  Peter & The WolfCarnival Of The Animals Part II
Lasagna Weird Al Yankovic  The Food Album
Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic  Off The Deep End
Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic  Transformers: The Movie (20th Anniversary Edition)
Dare to Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic  The Videos
Lasagna Weird Al Yankovic  Greatest Hits
Handle with Care (Live) Weird Al Yankovic  Handle with Care (Live)
Trapped in the Drive-Thru Weird Al Yankovic  Straight Outta Lynwood
Since You've Been Gone Weird Al Yankovic  Gump
Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic  Off The Deep End
It's All About the Pentiums Weird Al Yankovic  Running with Scissors
Ebay Weird Al Yankovic  Poodle Hat
The Weird Al Show Theme Weird Al Yankovic  Running with Scissors
Buy Me A Condo Weird Al Yankovic  In 3-D