Nothin' Suits Me Like a Suit
I know what you're thinking
我知道你在想什麼
What's Barney been drinking?
巴尼是不是喝醉了
That girl was smoking hot
這女的火辣到冒煙
Yes I coulda nailed her
我竟然放棄了
But no it's not a failure
不過這算不上失敗
'Cuz there's one thing she is not
因為有一件事她做不到
To score a ten would be just fine
搞定一個十分妹當然很爽
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
但我寧願西裝革履去釣一堆九分妹
It's a truth you can't refute
因為有個事實你沒法反駁
Nothing suits me like a suit
沒什麼比西服更適合我
Picture a world where all the boys and girls
想像一個
Are impeccably well dressed
男男女女都穿著考究的世界
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
快遞小哥穿上西服打上領帶
That puppy in the double-breast
狗狗穿上雙排扣西服
That '80s dude with mutton chops
那個留著長鬢角的80年代小伙子
That baby with a lollipop
那個添著棒棒糖的小嬰兒
That lady cop who's kinda cute
還有那位可愛的女警官
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
沒什麼比西服更適合他們
Wingman I can wear
戰友們，只要我穿上西服
They're oh so debonair
我就愉快又自信
The perfect way to snare
輕輕鬆鬆就能釣到一個
A girl with daddy issues
有戀父情結的女孩子
In navy blue or black
海軍藍或者黑色西服
Check out this perfect rack
掛在衣架上任君挑選
I want to give them a squeeze
我真想緊緊抱住它們
Oh really? Then answer these questions
真的假的？如果你願意
If you please
好好回答我的問題
What would you do if you had to choose
如果讓你在一罐金子和一套西服中間選擇
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
你會選什麼？ ——西服。
What would you say
如果放棄西服
If you gave your suits away
你就可以長生不老
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.
你會選什麼？ ——西服。
What would you pick
一百萬個小妞
One million chicks
和基本的三件套西服
Or a single three-piece suit? It'smoot.
你會選什麼？ ——根本無法相提並論。
What if world peace
如果世界和平
Were within your reach …
掌握在你的手中……
Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there.
停停停我要打斷你一下
It's suits. Come on, Lily.
不過就是西服而已，Lily
Get your head outta your ass.
不用這麼小題大做吧
Two! Three! Four!
二！三！四！
Girls will go and girls will come
小妞們來來又去去
But there's only one absolute
只有一件事是絕對的
Every bro on the go needs to know
每個泡妞的兄弟都要清楚
That there's no accepted substitute
根本沒有東西可以替代西服
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
親愛的西服真抱歉，讓我來補償你吧
My Sunday best are my best friends
週日正裝日是我最好的朋友
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
把周五便裝日扔進洗衣房去吧
'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
因為最能襯托無可置疑最受歡迎最有名氣泡妞達人的東西
Like a …. wait for it …
絕對只有……等等……
Suit!
西服！