Dumb -Seth Sentry
Are you ready and the fifth-grade final question is
I think Im dumb I think my brains broke
I found out last night watching a game show
I didnt answer one question right the whole time
I am not smarter than a fifth grader case closed
And at first I was like man
I cant believe he just won
Thats so nice and only so young
Good for him I hope he had fun
He got em all right and I got em all wrong
I mean how could I not get one
Then it all kind of just hit me at once
Like Holy s**t I think I am dumb wow
Should I go and call up my exes
Track down every girl that Ive ever slept with
Like Hey look I know I never messaged you back
Has it really been ten years Oh wow
Look I dont want to get you freaked
Out but I just gotta let you
Know now that I just found out that Im stupid
You should probably go ahead and get your IQ tested
And I guess that I dont know what can be done
All I know is I dont wanna be dumb dumb dumb
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said s**t
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
Da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da
But how come no one ever said that Im dumb
Ive always been so outspoken
But I know now just how stupid I sound
Im just a loud bogan
I felt I would have outgrown it
I mean what was the crowd smoking
To go download my whole album
I mean Im barely house broken
I dont know what the Dow Jones is
I mean at dinner parties Im out my depth
Cant remember cool stuff like them
Ill just smile and nod my head
I dont know what the f**k she said
Ill just Google it once shes gone
So I can forget it the second
Ive read it
Im thick and slow witted and they tell me
Im inappropriate
One time in Hawaii I jerked off with cheap shampoo
And my skin just peeled right off but keep
That between me and you
Man I wish I had a clue I wish
I knew what I should do
I may not have a big IQ at least my dick
Is all brand new
I feel so
So dumb I should be tested so
Why you never said s**t
How come no one told me I was dumb
How come no one told me I was dumb
Dumb dumb da da da da da da da da da da
But how come no one ever said that Im dumb
So dumb I should be tested so
Why you never said s**t
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
Da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da
But how come no one ever said that Im dumb
Dumb dumb da da da da da da da
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oho
Ohoh oooo
Whoo I need a minute whoo gimme a minute
Excuse me this room is spinning
Im woozy Im too lightheaded
Im stupid clueless pathetic
The screws are loose in my head
And the fuses blew Im dimwitted
This news is super depressing
Im loose and Im too thick- headed
I truly do wish I wasnt
Dont get me wrong Im not bragging
Im not proud of it so f**k it then
Ima get smart Ima get smart
I'ma get way more smart boy
Ima make my brain all large
Cause Im sick of being Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys
And the whole time this young kid on the quiz shows
Staring at me with his smug grin well f**k him
Cause Im just so dumb
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said s**t
How come no one told me I was dumb
How come no one told me I was dumb
Da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da
But how come no one ever said that Im dumb
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said s**t
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
Dum dum da da da
Im dum
Dumb