Two Tub Man

I am a pilgrim looking for danger

I am an outlaw I am a stranger

Im just a clown walking down the street

I think Lou Reed is a creep

I need a girl I need release

I can go anywhere people look and people stare

They all know that Im the one not to let your son become

What I want to do I do who I want to screw I screw

Playin in a heavy band guess Im just a Two Tub Man
I drink Coca cola for breakfast

Ive got Jackie Onassis in my pants

Im never gonna watch channel 13

Edjumacation aint for me

Im so drunk I can barely see

I can go anywhere people look and people stare

They all know that Im the one not to let your son become

What I want to do I do who I want to screw I screw
Playin in a heavy band guess Im just a Two Tub Man
I never graduated from high school

I wore paisley I was too cool

I think color TVs a gas

How about this

I think Joe Franklin is real flash

I dont mind if I gotta kick your ass