Master Race Rock

Hippies are squares with long hair
And they dont wear no underwear

Country rock is on the way

I dont want music I wont pay

Dictators cant swing make you dance and sing

Cause no oil spill you dont know us but you will
Were the members of the master race

Got no style and we got no grace

Sleep all night sleep all day

Nothing good on TV anyway

The gasoline shortage wont stop me now oh no

Weve reached a higher spiritual plain
That is so high I cant explain

We tell jokes to make you laugh

We play sports so we dont get fat

We cant sweat and stink we cant eat and drink

Dont do what were told and were scared of growing old

Were the members of the master race
We dont judge you by your face

First we check to see what you eat

Then we bend down and smell your feet

Hope that you dont pick your nose

My favorite part of growing up is when Im sick and throwing up

Its the dues youve got to pay for eating burgers every day

Take my vitamin C no ones good for me

Life can take its toll when youre living rock n roll
Were the members of the master race
We got no tact and we got no taste

First you put your sneakers on

Going outside to have some fun

Dont forget to wipe your ass

Cmon guys lets go

Lets go lets go lets go lets go

Lets go lets go lets go lets go

Lets go lets go lets go lets go