My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder

Oh, my baby, my baby she dont want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really ***y
She thinks hes so darn dysfunctional and
Generation
X-yShe likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
Yeah, hes her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire
Well, my babys in love with
Eddie Vedder
Shes all crazy bout that
Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine, but now
I better just forget her
Cause my babys in love with
Eddie Vedder
Now , every time
I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl cant get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like hes some bit tortured geniusand
Im some kinda wiener
Well, my babys in love with
Eddie Vedder
Shes got a thing for that
Eddie Vedder
Tell me, what can he do that
I cant do better?
Now my babys in love with--
I said I said
I said my babys in love with
Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that
Eddie Vedder
I knew we were headin for disaster
When she caught me hangin out at the
Ticketmaster
Now shes got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienatedspokesman for the disaffected grunge generation
Well, I dont wear
Doc Martens and
I dont wear flannel
And I dont boycott the music video channel
And I just cant compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can paly at this kinda game
Yeah, well, lets just see how jealous shell get
When I start stalking
Alanis Morissette
Well, my babys in love with
Eddie Vedder
Shes all crazy bout that
Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine but now
I better just forget her
Cause my babys in love with--
I said I said
I said my babys in love with
Eddie Vedder
Whyd she have to fall for that
Eddie Vedder?
If she wants to leave me,
I guess I better let her
Cause my babys in love with
Eddie Vedder