Oh, hi, Mr Claus, it's me, Logan Paul
22 Christmases, ain't heard from you at all
It's maybe 'cause I'm naughty, or maybe 'cause I'm nice
Or maybe 'cause I met Mrs Claus and hit it twice
Sneakin' down my chimney, homie, that's a crime
Breakin' in and enterin', you just crossed the line
Got no milk and cookies here, boy, you ain't ready
Got a two-ton sleigh, yeah, we call it the Yeti
And, I heard that you from the North, but, I'm from Ohio fact
Christmas around corner, get your merch link in bio
Uh, Logan Paul, you use your songs to plug your merch
Yeah, boy, I'm the Maverick, why yo' feelings hurt
Pre-Chorus
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work
Aye
Chorus
Who's that Santa lookin' at
Take your gifts, and give 'em back
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa lookin' at
You should drink more milk, nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
Verse 2
Did you come to mingle or did you come to jingle
You know, I got that blingle, oh yeah, jingle, lingle, dingle
Hold on, your reindeer's on my roof, man, you messin' up my shingles
They call me LP, this my holiday single
Did I mention, I was single I'm addictive like a Pringle
Yeah, I'm extra like some sprinkles, educated and bilingual
Pre-Chorus
Oui, je porte le merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work
Aye
Chorus
Who's that Santa lookin' at
Take your gifts, and give 'em back
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa lookin' at
You should drink more milk, nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
Verse 3
He sees you when you're sleeping
Why are you creeping, in my room
He know's when you're awake
Who invited this buffoon
Why you shaped like a balloon
Why your life be deja vu
Why your gift be so fufu
Why your e-mail still Yahoo
And your elves too
They got shit to do, let 'em live
Why you play with little kids
Why you come around my crib
Why your beard look a squid
Why only one reindeer lit
Why
Pre-Chorus
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh
Yes I do in church, ooh
Yes, I put in work
Aye
Chorus
Who's that Santa lookin' at
Take your gifts, and give 'em back
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that Santa lookin' at
You should drink more milk, nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
Outro
Yeah, I'm the new Santa Claus
In fact, I'm Daddy, call me Daddy, Daddy Paul
Yeah, Merry Christmas
Santa Diss Track