You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Glee Cast Version featuring k.d. lang)
All the windows were dark
No one knew he was there
All the whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
Youre a mean one
Mr grinch
You really are a heel
Youre as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch
Youre a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
Youre a monster
Mr Grinch
Your hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
Youve got garlic in your soul
Mr Grinch
I wouldnt touch you
With a thirty nine and a half foot pole
All I need is a reindeer
So he took his dog max
And he took some black thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the grinch said
Giddyup and the sleigh started down
To the homes where the
Whos lay a-snooze in their town
This is stop number one
The old chinchy claus hissed
As she climbed to the roof
Empty bags in her fist
Then he slid down the chimney
A rather tight pinch
But if santa could do it
Then so could the grinch
Then he slithered and slunked
With a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room
And took every present
Pop-guns pop-news
And cookies and drums
Checker boards Mr Grinch
Popcorn and plums
And he stuffed them in bags
Then the grinch very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney
Youre a foul one
Mr Grinch
Youre a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote
Stink stank stunk
You nauseate me
Mr Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
Youre a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr Grinch
Youre a three decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce