Godmother Song -Joseph Arthur
Your fallen tears have called to me
So here comes my sweet remedy
I know what every princess needs
For her to live life happily
With just a wave of my magic wand
Your troubles will soon be gone
With a flick of the wrist in just a flash
You land a prince with a ton of cash
A high priced dress made by mice no less
Some crystal glass pumps and almost dressed
Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We'll help you set a new fashion trend
I'll make you fancy I'll make you great
The kind of gal a prince would date
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
For happy ever after
Give Fiona a call
A sporty carriage to ride in style
A sexy man-boy chauffer Kyle
Vanish your blemishes tooth decay
Celulite thighs will fade away
A hool and a hey Have a Bichon Frise
Nip and tuck here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick liners shadow blush
To get that prince with a sexy tush
Lucky day hunk buffet
For the lipstick a roll in the hay
You can swoon on the moon
With the prince to this tune
Don't be drab you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
Cheese souflee
Something unintelligible
Maybe Valentine's Day
Have some chicken fricassee
Lucky day hunk buffet
For the lipstick a roll in the hay