selfie#theinternetisforever
Lets all sing together the internet is forever
Here we go
The internet is forever
The internet is forever
Your grandmothers in an open casket
Your in a suit and shades
You take your iPhone out and snap it #sadday
You oughta be ashamed
Posing in the bathroom mirror in a skimpy little two piece
In the background theres a toddler cryin on the toilet seat
You oughta be ashamed of your selfie
Now why you gotta go and tweet it
When you really oughta just delete it
Now we all want to unsee it but we cant
You oughta be ashamed but youre not
Spring Breakin in Daytona in the middle of a keg stand
Its all fun and games til your daddy follows you on instagram
You oughta be ashamed
Of your selfie
You oughta take that stick and break it in half
Show a little sense show a little class
You took it of your face but you know youre really showing your ass
Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr
But if youre texting some girl that you just met
Pictures of your little Brett Favre
You oughta be ashamed of your selfie
You oughta be ashamed of your selfie
Lets all sing together the internet is forever
Come on you oughta know better the internet is forever
Making out with your professor the internet is forever
Naked with an Irish sweater the internet is forever
Smoking in your third trimester the internet is forever
He said his name was Heather the internet is forever
Can that T-Shirt get any wetter the internet is forever
Where the hell you get that sweater the internet is forever