Thank God

Yeah, I'll admit
是的我承認
I've had sex before marriage
我未婚先性
I smoked hella weed
曾沾染難戒之癮
And then I shared it
也帶壞了他人
Yeah, I confess
是的我坦白
I've scrolled through Pornhub
沒少看過Pornhub
I've had impure thoughts
曾有過不潔的想法
And acted upon 'em
也付諸過實施
So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
因此若是這聖潔的大門拒絕對我開放
At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go
萬幸我也並不是無處可歸
Thank God
感謝上帝
Thank God for making a hell
感謝上帝創造了地獄
Thank God for making
感謝上帝的創造
A place for the fire
這一隅充斥著火光
And greedy-ass liars
充斥著貪婪的不忠者
But I'm just like everyone else
而我與普羅大眾別無二致
Thank God for hell
只是感恩著上帝創造了地獄
Yeah, I'll admit
是的我承認
My mind's a bit dirty
我的思想有些骯髒
Only go to church
除非有人逼著我
If somebody's forced me
否則都懶得去教堂
Yeah, I confess
是的我坦白
I say some bad words
我說過髒話
And I haven't yet
雖然這話為時尚早
But I bet I'll get a divorce
我的婚姻八成也會走向悲劇
So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
因此若是這聖潔的大門拒絕對我開放
At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go
萬幸我也並不是無處可歸
Thank God
感謝上帝
Thank God for making a hell
感謝上帝創造了地獄
Thank God for making
感謝上帝的創造
A place for the fire
這一隅充斥著火光
And greedy-ass liars
充斥著貪婪的不忠者
But I'm just like everyone else
而我與普羅大眾別無二致
Thank God
感謝上帝
Thank God for knowing me well
感謝上帝將我了解通透
Thank God for making
感謝上帝的創造
A place I can smoke
留下這樣一角讓我繼續煙霧繚繞
And tell **** ed-up jokes
我糟糕的笑話從此有處可講
Eternally just be myself
真我得以長久地保留與釋放
Thank God for hell
感謝上帝創造了地獄
Mmm, thank God for hell
感謝上帝創造了地獄
Mmm
If the pearly gates won't open up for me
若是這聖潔的大門拒絕對我開放
**** em
見鬼去吧
Thank God
我要感謝感謝上帝
Thank God for making a hell
感謝上帝創造了地獄
Thank God for making
感謝上帝的創造
A place for the fire
這一隅充斥著火光
And greedy-ass liars
充斥著貪婪的不忠者
But I'm just like everyone else
而我與普羅大眾別無二致
Thank God
感謝上帝
Thank God for knowing me well
感謝上帝將我了解通透
Thank God for making
感謝上帝的創造
A place I can smoke
留下這樣一角讓我繼續煙霧繚繞
And tell ****ed-up jokes
我糟糕的笑話從此有處可講
Eternally just be myself
真我得以長久地保留與釋放
Thank God for hell
感謝上帝創造出地獄這樣的好地方