wonderful life

Hey there, are we rolling?
嘿我來了我們開始吧
Oh, okay; nice, no that's not
好不錯不不是這樣——
I read fun facts about the brain and
聽說關於大腦有件趣事
How it starts to deteriorate when
那就是它會在我們27歲或者更老的時候
We get to 27 or there abouts (Yeah)
開始江河日下（是的）
It got me thinking about my head and what
這讓我想起自己的腦袋
I can do to help stimulate it, makes me sad, but
我還能想辦法刺激它這讓我難過但是
I've forgotten what I'm on about
我也忘記自己是個什麼情況了
(Woah!)
（啊！）
Looked on the bright side, got keratitis
向好處看看結果得了角膜炎（雙關）
And you can't sit there unless you're righteous
除非你是個正直好人不然怎能安之若素
I wear a happy face like I'm Ed Gein
我像Ed Gein那樣戴上一張笑面皮（雙關Ed Gein是威斯康辛著名的連環殺人狂會對受害者剝皮製成面具是《沉默的羔羊》裡野牛比爾的原型）
I feel all numb now, is that a feeling?
感覺只有麻木除非這也算一種感覺
Like a plastic boxed orange with no peel on
像是打包好的沒皮橙子
I wanna waste, I wanna waste, I wanna waste away
恨不得被像個垃圾一樣扔掉
(Yeah!)
（Yeah!）
Alone getting high on a Saturday night
一個人在周六晚上快活
I'm on the edge of a knife
恍如在刀尖行走
Nobody cares if I'm dead or alive
反正沒人管我是死是活
Oh, what a wonderful life
這人生多麼美妙
Oi, Debbie Downer, what's your problem?
嘿喪逼你什麼毛病（Debbie Downer指陰沉喪氣的人具體典故請自行百度）
Don't wanna be here, still call a shotgun
不想在這兒呆著卻還像把霰彈槍一樣嚷嚷
You got the FOMO coursing through my veins (Yo, yo, yo)
害得我錯過朋友圈的恐懼症都犯了（FOMO:fear of mising out指害怕錯過社交網絡上發生的事情害怕“與世隔絕” ）（yo yo yo）
This is not a drill, no, this is the real world
這不是演習世界就是這樣
Domesticated still a little feral
糟糕透頂又桀驁不馴
Well, don't you know to chew with your mouth closed?
好了你吃飯能不能把嘴閉上
(And its all gone wrong!)
（這一切都不對頭！）
Alone getting high on a Saturday night
一個人在周六晚上快活
I'm on the edge of a knife (Yeah!)
恍如在刀尖行走（Yeah!）
Nobody cares if I'm dead or alive
反正沒人管我是死是活
Oh, what a wonderful life
這人生多麼美妙
(Oh, what a wonderful life)
（這人生多麼美妙）
(Oh, what a wonderful life)
（這人生多麼美妙）
Alright
行吧
I got a Type 2 kinda thirstiness
我現在處於第二型飢渴（疑似借用了統計學中第二型錯誤的概念）
A far out other worldliness
一個遠離世俗的大俗人
And one day this might hurt me less
也許有天這些不再讓我那麼受傷
But everybody knows I'm still down
但是大家都知道我還是很喪
Don't tell me what the butcher does
別告訴我屠夫怎樣行事
There's no need for the obvious
我這種棄子誰會需要
So ugly still it's kinda lush
醜陋無比又生機勃勃
But everybody knows I made vows
但是大家都知道我下了毒誓
Left feet on the podium
左腳踩在領獎台上
Can't think of an alternate
找不到人來冒名頂替
And hell yeah, I'm the awkwardest
媽的我真是尷尬死了
But everybody knows I got bounce
但是大家都知道我還能蹦躂
(Yeah!)
（Yeah!）
Alone getting high on a Saturday night
一個人在周六晚上快活
I'm on the edge of a knife
恍如在刀尖行走
Nobody cares if I'm dead or alive
反正沒人管我是死是活
Oh, what a wonderful life
這人生多麼美妙
Oh, what a wonderful life
這人生多麼美妙
Oh, what a wonderful life
這人生多麼美妙
Nobody cares if I'm dead or alive
反正沒人管我是死是活
Oh, what a wonderful life
這人生多麼美妙