Im Straight

I called this number three times already today
電話，已撥打三次
But I.. I got scared, I put it back in place (I put my phone back in place)
可我…怕了，放回話筒(放回原位)
I still dont know if I, should have called up
到底該不該，呼過去
Look... just tell me, why, dont you, if Im.. out of place
聽著…告訴我，為甚不接，我是不不配
Cause heres your chance to make me feel awkward
你想令我自覺難堪
And wish that I had never even called up this place
真希望我從沒撥過

I saw you though today walk by with Hippie Johnny
我今兒見你和嬉皮喬一起
I had to call up and say, how I want to take his place
說清楚，我怎麼才能挖他牆腳
So this phone call today conerns Hippie Johnny
挖的就是嬉皮喬
Hes always stoned, Hes never straight
他總吸白面，還彎

I saw you today, you know walk by with Hippie Johnny
今兒你又和嬉皮喬鬼混
Look, I had to call up to say, I want to take his place
聽著，我不得不呼過來，別再搭理他
See, hes stoned, Hippie Johnny
他一天到晚吸得迷迷糊糊
Now get this, Im Straight, and I want to take his place
現在明白沒，我是直的，和你鬼混的那個人應該是我

Now, look, I like him too, I like, Hippie Johnny
聽著，我也喜歡他，喜歡，嬉皮喬
But Im Straight, and I want to take his
可我是直的，我想取代他
I said Im Straight
我說我是直男
I said Im Straight
直如千米鐵軌
Im proud to say
引以為榮
Well, Im Straight and I want to take his place
我這麼直，我要代替他

Now Ive watched you, walk around here, Ive watched you meet boyfriends
我尾隨你，看著你和男友們一個個相遇
I know, and you tell me how theyre deep
我知道，你告訴過我他們愛你有多深
Look but, I think these guys, if theyre really so great
聽著，可我覺得這幫傢伙，如果他們真的很棒
Tell me, why they cant they at least take this place and take it straight?
那麼告訴我，他們為什麼就不能當個直男？

Why always stoned? Like Hippie Johnny is
為什麼總吸得像個鬼？和嬉皮喬一個樣
Im straight, and I want to take his place
直說吧，我要把你搶過來
Im certianley not stoned, Like Hippie Johnny is
我可不碰那玩意兒，不然就成了嬉皮喬
Im Straight, and I want to take his place
直說吧，我要你踹了他
I said Im Straight
我說我是直男
I said Im Straight
直入萬里隧道
Im
我
Im Straight, and I want to
我直所以我想

All right you Modern Lovers what do you say?
你們這些現代情人怎麼看？
Im straight (tell the world now)
我直（現在告訴整個世界）
Im straight (thats it)
我直（僅此而已）
Im straight (yeah)
我直（是的）
Im Straight, and I want to take his place
我這麼直，我一定要取代他