We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
馴鹿美名傳天下炫酷鼻子頂呱呱
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
雪人啊雪人美無暇
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
這些故事太肉麻
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
要問誰是聖誕俠你我高聲呼喚它
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
漢基先生聖誕怪便
Small and brown he comes from you
又小又黃往外拉
Sit on the toilet here he comes
拉完你再擦一擦
Squeezeing 'tween your festive buns
太長你就夾斷它
A present from down below
滿滿喜悅笑哈哈
Spreading joy with a 'Howdy-Ho!'
對你說聲你好嗎
He's seen the love inside of you
體會愛意不掙扎
'Cause he's a piece of poo
因為它是坨屎粑粑
Sometimes he's nutty
有時堅果
Sometimes he's corny
或是玉米渣
He can be brown or greenish brown
褐色綠色都隨它
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
平安夜裡不消化
He might come to your town!
它就會來找你啦
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
漢基先生聖誕怪便
He loves me , I love you
它愛我來我愛它
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
入廁之前是一家
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
屎粑粑我也會拉
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?Kyle,
漢基先生在哪兒？
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
!額...就快出來了
Stan: Come on dude, push!
加油！伙計！用力拉！
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
嗯...我在盡力！
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
等一下，我看見它的頭了！
Kyle: Here he comes!
出來了！
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
你好啊！
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
我是漢基先生聖誕怪便
Season's greetings to all of you!
聖誕愉快樂開花
Let's sing songs and dance and play
唱歌跳舞來玩耍
Now before I melt away.
趁我還沒有融化
Here's a game I like to play
一起盡情地玩耍
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
嘴上含著把我誇
'Howdyho ho yum yum yum'
好吃美味哈哈哈
Christmas Time has come!
聖誕節日快來啦
Sometimes He's runny
有時淅瀝瀝
Sometimes he's firm
有時硬邦邦
Sometimes he's practically water
有時水汪汪
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
懸在屁股上來迴盪
And won't fall in the toilet
不肯掉到水中央
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
菊花上面死命晃
And he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around
不願掉落脾氣犟搖搖屁股它投降
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
一頭栽進廁所裡隨著水流去遠方
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
漢基先生聖誕怪便
When Christmas leaves, he must leave too.
聖誕結束它走天涯
Flush him down but he's never gone
屎身雖逝勿牽掛
His smell and his spirit lingers on!
屎味屎氣永繞樑
Howdy Ho!
大家好
Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo