Chris**asIn the silly
為師聽說
Middle East
傻缺中東沒有生蛋節
No trees, no snow, no
沒有樹沒有雪
Santa Claus
也沒有生蛋老人
They have different religious beliefs
因為他們信仰不一樣
They believe in
他們只信
MuhammadAnd not in our holiday
木耳哈摸的而且不過我們的節
And so every
所以
DecemberI go to the
每個冬天為師都要去
Middle East and say
中東然後對他們是無哦說
Hey there,
嘿
Mr. Muslim
木耳死林先森
Merry f****n'
祝
Chris**asPut down that book, '
生蛋節快樂
The Koran'
把你的放下
And hear some holiday wishes
聽聽為師的節日祝福
In case you haven't noticed
難道你不曉得
It's Jesus'
今天是葉酥的
BirthdaySo get off your heathen
生日
Muslim Ass
所以快滾你的的蛋
And f****n' celebrate
去家慶祝慶祝
There is no holiday season
在印度那鬼地方
In India,
沒有寒假
I've heard
我聽說的
They don't hang up their stockings
他們不把襪子掛牆上
And that is just absurd
這簡直是扯淡
They've never read a
他們從來不看
Chris**as story
生蛋故事
They don't know what
他們不曉得
Rudolph is about
魯道夫是哪根吊
And that's why in
所以每個冬天
DecemberI'll go to
為師都要去
India and shout
印度吼一嗓砸
Hey there,
嘿
Mr. Hinduist
印度阿三
Merry f****n'
祝你祖宗十八代生蛋快樂
Chris**asDrink egg nog, and eat some beef
喝些蛋蛋酒吃些牛排排
And pass it to the
給你老婆也來些
MissusIn case you haven't noticed
難道你不曉得
It's Jesus's
今天是葉酥的生日
BirthdaySo get off your heathen
所以快滾你的的蛋
Hindu assAnd f****n' celebrate
去家慶祝慶祝
Now I heard that in
為師還聽說
JapanEveryone just lives in sin
日本人都生活在罪惡中
They pray to several
他們向幾個老司機祈禱
GodsAnd put needles in their skin
把針往身上紮
On December twenty-fifth
每年生蛋節
All they do is eat a cake
他們只是和蛋糕口X
And that is why
這就是為毛
I'll go to
我要去日本
JapanAnd walk around and say
走一走然後是無哦說
Hey there,
嘿
Mr. S*intoist
信神道的
Merry f****n'
祝你祖宗十八代生蛋快樂
Chris**asGod is gonna kick your ass
上帝正要來肛你
You infidelic pagan scum
你個白痴
In case you haven't noticed
難道你不知道
There's festive things to do
我們有一大堆事要慶祝
So let's all rejoice for
來給葉酥慶生然後
JesusAnd Merry f****n'
祝你祖宗十八代
Chris**as to you
全家都生蛋快樂
On Chris**as
生蛋節的那一天
Day, I travel 'round the world and say
為師環遊世界然後是無哦說
Taoists, Krishna's,
道士牛鼻子奎師那信徒
Buddhists and all you atheists too
你們這些
Merry f****n'
祝你祖宗十八代
Chris**as to you
全家都生蛋快樂
Thank you,
（鼓掌）
Mr. Hat
謝謝你帽子先生
Merry ****ing Christmas