My Name Is J.J.

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is .. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[ Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try cid and get ****** up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brains dead weight, Im tryin to get my head straight
but I cant figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, 'Slim Shady you a basehead!'
Uh-uhhh! 'So whys your face red? Man you wasted!'
Well since age twelve, Ive felt like Im someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees ***** * off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat ****** who sat down too fast
Cmere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, thats my girl dog!)
I dont give a ******, God sent me to piss the world off!
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to have *** in junior high
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my ****** in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin le******ians while they screamin: 'LETS JUST BE FRIENDS!'
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more **** than I do
I told her Id grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh! )
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, dont just stand there, OPERATE!
Im not ready to leave, its too scary to die
Ill have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I aint had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, Ill ****** anything that walks (Cmere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AINT GOT NO ******! (WAH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
Im steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had