the day the violence died medley: not jazz CH or, but sad CH or the amendment song

Kid:Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress?
Kid:嘿誰在國會樓梯上丟的這些垃圾
Amendment:Im not garbage.
Amendment:我不是垃圾
Im an Amendment-to-Be,
我是個修正案
Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,
是的我是個修正案
And Im hopin that theyll ratify me.
我希望他們會批准我
Theres a lot of flag burners
有很多燒國旗者
Who have got too much freedom,
他們得到了太多的自由
I wanna make it legal
我想變為合法的
For policemen to beat em.
就是讓警察打他們
Cos theres limits to our liberties,
因為我們自由又限制
Least I hope and pray that there are,
至少我希望和祈禱他們是
Cos those liberal freaks go too far.
因為這些自由太異想天開
Kid:Well, why cant we just make a law against flag burning?
Kid:可是我們為什麼不能立法讓燒國旗變得違法
Amendment:Because that law would be unconstitutional.
Amendment:因為那個法律會違憲
But if we change the Constitution—
如果我們一旦修改憲法
Kid:Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Kid:那麼我們就能製定各種瘋狂的法律了
Amendment:Now youre catching on .
Amendment:你現在終於明白了
Kid:What if people say youre not good enough to be in the constitution?
Kid:如果有人說你在憲法裡不夠好怎麼辦?
Amendment:Then Ill crush all opposition to me,
Amendment:那我會排除異己
And Ill make Ted Kennedy pay.
我會要Ted Kennedy付出代價
If he fights back, Ill say that hes gay.
如果他勝利歸來我就說他是同性戀
Congressman:Good news, Amendment!
Congressman:好消息修正案
They ratified ya! Youre in the U.S. Constitution!
他們修改了你已經在美國憲法裡了
Amendment:Oh yeah! Doors open, boys!
Amendment:太棒啦大門已開孩子們