Matrimony

Ive no wish to hurry you luv
But have you seen the time
Its quarter to ten and were supposed to be there
At nine
I dont think the registrar
Will be very pleased
When we show up an hour late
Like two frozen peas
Both now facing for the first time
Presently and past
Something that begins with m
And ends in alas
More than not complete disaster
Even form the start
What could it be...
Its matrimony
I know how youve dreamt about
Being walked down the aisle
But think of the money well save
And youll see its worthwhile
It wont please our mums and dads
But they dont even know,
Besides if they did whats the betting
They wouldnt even go
You and me are all that matters
Disregard the rest
Trust your soon to be old man
He knows what is best
Very shortly now theres going to be
An answer from you
Then one from me
Thats matrimony
Im truly grateful for the little things in life
That have made me so glad
Every other hour that i spend with you
Is not in the least bit sad
Quite the opposite in fact
And if you dont believe me
Heres the proof
Ask me if i and ill say 'aye, i do'
You and me are all that matters
Disregard the rest
Trust your soon to be old man
He knows what is best
Very shortly now theres going to be
An answer from you
Then one from me
Thats matrimony
Marriage-the joining together of the two people
For better or for worse till death them do part
Ole!