大家好
我是他喵的非洲人，
賣扣姐，
Hi you guys!
這節課我們來講講如何
Im a fu*king African
講講如何釋放你的
Michael Jack
一二三天內讓愛淹沒你，
and today,it a story of how to do to the gaoji
剛到一年級有一個慣例，
its a story of how to set your body free
要給大家講講你的故事，
make you fall in love in day one,two,three!
所以我就沖沖衝上去講，
Yo its a grade-one rule goes primary
既然學了也用不上，
Big crowds heard with your memory
當個，豈不美哉？
So here I here I go,go,go
當他喵喵喵喵個~，
Learinings something you wont say
所以你聽仔細，
Why not be a fu* king gay?
我坦白跟你講，
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fu*king gay
一切都因為你是個醜，
So listen carefully
哦簡直就是個悲劇QAQ，
Im being frankly
- ( ゜- ゜)つロ
Coz you are so ugly
哦哦簡直就是個放滿悲劇的茶几
and its a tragedy (QAQ)
然後你現在又來問我你為什麼是個醜，
duang!
這時候我們就能發現一些神奇的東西，
oh oh tragedy,tragedy(QAQ)
顏值是一切的前提，
so come and ask me why you are so ugly
讓你的生活充滿愛的色彩，
and we come over with something critical
然而你是個醜and我無能為力，
lesson one you gotta be someone beautiful
所有人都想跟我要效果，
fulfill your heart with love so colourful
我說省省吧省省吧~讓你的書都隨風而逝吧，
but youre so ugly and Im not helpful
如果你還是厚著臉皮問我到底怎麼辦，
and everyone of you want some real effect
只要就能讓你飛起！
I say cut it off,cut it off,throw your books and cut it off
需要感悟，喲，需要練習
so stop being shy and you still ask me why
只要找到我們的聖地沒錯就是嗶哩嗶哩
just ready to gaoji and you will start to fly
搜完看完玩完你就會永遠忘不掉，
Gaoji needs your pratice,yoooo,and your feeling
這就是你唯一需要做的努力，
just find a sacred place and you will know the Bilibili
嗶哩嗶哩內置了四個大ShuaiBi
watch it search it love it get it and do not forget it
讓你超清觀看王の奧義，
and thats the only way you will gonna make it
興趣就是鑰匙，
Bilibili inserted 4 SB(s)
釋放你的意識
make herrington yell with 1080 HD
你就會拜服於的神蹟，
Interest is your key
一天晚上我發現我的電腦受到了攻擊，
set your motion free
就這樣把這部電影放大再放大，
and gaoji is a miracle so you will believe
一切都會看的分！毫！不！差！
Yo one night I find my machine sabotaged
那為什麼這麼多年我們還沒有普及這個黑科技？
Here we have a great movie,halt,enlarge and enlarge
因為需要積累，
Everything clarified with bright and dark dark
需要冥思，
Everyone shouted with caoniba ba
嘿兄弟交出你的軟妹幣！
And whys therere so many years and we dont have it?
一人只要450ˊ_>ˋ，
Coz Gaoji needs an accumlation
中國的家長啊真是千篇一律，
Gaoji needs your meditation
他們總說讀書去！讀書去！
Hey man show me the money
要不然你就被人輕易擊垮了，
Hey man bring your 450(放肆！)
就這麼抹掉了你的未來感受迷失理想的痛苦，
Chinese parents and we dont understand
但這原本應該是我們自己去選擇的道路，
They say read it,read it
他們總說啊74分就不可原諒，
or you will not beat it
其實中國的孩子都十分卓越，
you ruined your future and you dont know how meet it
無論什麼掉東西都要學，
but thats the way and we know how to treat it
就這麼了十二年簡直就是奇蹟！
They say 74 is unreasonable!
兄弟們其實需要真正的愛好與乾勁，
coz Chinese kids are so remarkable!
兄弟們需要強健身體防止提前社經，。
learning everything which is unreliable!
兄弟們也需要一些鼓舞來振奮起來，
masturbated 12 years oh unbelievable!
這一切的來源就是“力”，
You guys need the avocation and the motivation
我打開嗶哩嗶哩，
You guys must get stronger to prevent the ejaculation
查看查看搜索
You guys need some shitty stuff to get the inspiration
我一搜，A路人，正在搞比利，
Its a new word called Gaojilation
人群當中，
And I open Bilibili
我的頭髮為什麼是綠的呢！ ！ ！
check it check it finding
路人這麼愛我我一定要努力，
and I found,Aluren,messing with billy
過段時間就可以把基友帶回家，。
Among the crowd
無法抗拒的幸福將過去的孤獨代替，
why my hair looks Fu*king green!
就這樣昇華了你的與意識，
Luren loves me so much and I must do Gaoji !
然後你就知道瞭如何愛上一個！
Pass along the love and bring your buddy home
and you wont say no,you wont feel alone
And you had made your mind and set your body free
and you know how to love with suck a Goubi !
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