the check!

MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
（男，女，服務員）
The check! The check!
買單！買單！
Whos going to pay the check?
誰來買單？
Its a mystery where everythings at stake
這是個重要的千古之謎
A guy, a girl
男士，女士
A black faux leather folder
這黑色人造革夾子
A series of mistakes that you could make
可能帶來一堆麻煩
MEN
（男）
Should a woman leave and 'freshen up'
女士應該離座去“梳洗整理”嗎
WOMEN
（女）
While he whips out his credit card?
在他掏信用卡的時候
EVERYONE
（齊）
Should they go dutch or not so much
他們該AA嗎
Lest egos end up scraped and scarred?
以免自我受傷
MEN
（男）
Its all those crazy feminists
都是那些瘋狂的女權主義者
Who made this shit so frigging hard
讓這事兒變得真tm難搞
WOMEN
（女）
Hey, watch it!
嘿，瞧好！
EVERYONE
（齊）
Id rather someone wring my neck
我寧願有人擰我的脖子
Than wonder who the hell is supposed to
也不想琢磨到底是誰應該
Pay the check!
買這個單！