Getting Married Today
Bless this day
为今天祈福
Pinnacle of life
今天是人生的巅峰
Husband joined to wife
丈夫妻子终于在一起
The heart leaps up to behold
我的心为之雀跃
This golden day
这个美好的日子啊
Emma, I can't find my shoes
艾玛 我找不到我的鞋子了!!!
Today is for Emma
今天是艾玛的大喜之日
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
艾玛 让我用我的余生
To cherish and to keep you
来爱护你 让你一直在我身边
To honor you forever
永远尊重你
Today is for Emma
今天是艾玛的大喜之日
My happily soon-to-be wife
艾玛即将成为我的妻子 她一定很高兴
Emma, we're really getting married!
艾玛!我们真的要结婚了!
Pardon me
原谅我吧
Is everybody there?
所有都在这里吗?
Because if everybody's there
如果都在的话
I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding
我想感谢你们来参加婚礼
I'd appreciate your going even more
我很感激如果你们离开
I mean you must have lots of better things to do
我的意思是 你们一定有很多更好的事去做
And not a word of this to Will
不过一个字都不要和威尔说
Remember Will, you know, the man I'm gonna marry
记得威尔吧?我的未婚夫
But I'm not
但我不会嫁给他
Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
因为我不想去摧毁像他那样完美的人
But I thank you all
但是还是感谢你们
For the gifts and the flowers
谢谢你们送来花和礼物
Thank you all
谢谢你们
Now it's back to the showers
现在该回去洗澡了
Don't tell Will
不过别告诉威尔
But I'm not getting married today
因为今天我不会结婚
Bless this day
为今天祈福
Tragedy of life
今天是人生的悲剧
Husband yoked to wife
丈夫妻子终于在一起
The heart sinks down and feels dead
我的心感觉被淹没 不再跳动
This dreadful da
这个可怕的日子y
Emma, I can't find my good cuff-links
艾玛 我找不到我的袖扣了
They're on the dresser
你的袖扣在梳妆台上
Right next to my suicide note
就在我的遗书旁边
Listen, everybody, look
所有人都听着
I don't know what you're waiting for
我不知道你们在等什么
A wedding, what's a wedding
婚礼吗?婚礼是什么?
It's a prehistoric ritual
婚礼只不过是一个老掉牙的仪式罢了
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
人们在婚礼上发誓说自己会永远保持忠诚
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
而那也是我听过最惊悚的话
Which is followed by a honeymoon
之后又是度蜜月
Where suddenly he'll realize
他会在那里意识到
He's settled with a nut
他会算清一些难缠的问题
And wanna kill me, which he should
然后他会想要杀掉我 他也会这么做
So, thanks a bunch
所以 真的谢谢你们了
But I'm not getting married
但我真的不结婚
Go have lunch
去吃午餐吧
Cause I'm not getting married
今天我不会结婚
You've been grand
你们很重要
But I'm not getting married
但我不结婚
Don't just stand there
别就在那里傻站着啊
I'm not getting married
我不结婚
And don't tell Will
别告诉威尔
But I'm not getting married today
今天我不会结婚
Go, can't you go?
走吧 你不能走开吗?
Why is nobody listening?
你们都不听我的吗?
Goodbye
再见了
Go and cry
在别人醒着的时候
At another person's wake
走吧哭吧
If you're quick
如果你
For a kick
对踢反应很快
You could pick
你就能
Up a Christening
有个洗礼仪式
But please
但是拜托
On my knees
我的膝盖上
There's a human life at stake!
有个人要死了
Listen everybody
所有人都听着
I'm afraid you didn't hear
我怕你们听不见
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you
否则难道你想看见一个疯女人摔在你面前
It isn't only Will, who may be ruining his life
不只有威尔来管理他的人生
You know we'll both of us be losing our identities
我们都会失去我们的身份
I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday
我问了我的心理医生 他说不要在周一见他
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
但在周一前我就会和一些垃圾一起漂浮在哈德森河
I'm not well
我现在感觉不太好
So I'm not getting married
我不要结婚
You've been swell
你们很漂亮
But I'm not getting married
但我不要结婚
Clear the hall
把走廊清理干净
Cause I'm not getting married
因为我不想结婚
Thank you all
谢谢你们
But I'm not getting married
但我不想结婚
And don't tell Will
也不要告诉威尔
But I'm not getting married today
我不要结婚
Bless this bride
祝福这个新娘
Totally insane
她完全疯了
Slipping down the drain
失足滑进下水道
And bless this day in our hearts
让我们用心为今天祈福
As it starts to rain
当雨点落下
Today is for Emma
今天是艾玛的大喜之日
Go, can't you go?
走吧 你不能走开吗?
Look, you know(Emma)
听着 你知道的(艾玛)
I adore you all(I give you)
我很喜欢你们(让我用)
But why(The rest of)
但是为什么(我的)
Watch me die(My life)
就这样看着我死掉(余生)
Like Eliza on the ice?(To cherish)就像踩在冰上的伊莱扎(来爱护你)
(来爱护你)
Look, perhaps(And to keep you)
听着(让你一直在我身边)
I'll collapse
我可能会失败
In the apse
在教堂后殿
Right before you all
在你们面前
So take(To honor you)
所以(永远)
Back the cake(Forever)
把蛋糕带回去吧(尊重你)
Burn the shoes and boil the rice(Today is for Emma)
烧掉鞋子 沸腾 米饭(今天是艾玛的大喜之日)
Look, I didn't wanna have to tell you(My happily)
听着 我不想告诉你(艾玛)
But I may be coming down with Hepatitis(Soon-to-be)
我可能会被肝炎带走(马上就要嫁给我了)
And I think I'm gonna faint(Wife)
我觉得我要昏过去了(她一定很高兴)
So if you wanna see me faint
如果你想看见我昏过去
I'll do it happily(My adorable)
我会很高兴地昏过去(我可爱的)
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral(Wife)
但参加葬礼岂不是更可笑(妻子)
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
谢谢你们送来的二十七个餐盘
Thirty-seven butter knives
三十七把黄油刀
Forty-seven paperweights
四十七块镇纸
Fifty-seven candle holders
五十七个烛台
One more thing
还有一件事
I am not getting married!
我不要结婚
Amen!
阿门
Softly said
温柔地说
But I'm not getting married!
我不要结婚
Amen!
阿门
With this ring
用这枚戒指
Still I'm not getting married!
我还是不要结婚
Amen!
阿门
I thee wed
我们结婚
See, I'm not getting married!
懂了吗 我不要结婚
Amen!
阿门
Let us pray
我们祈祷吧
That we are getting married(That I'm not getting married)
祈祷我们结婚(祈祷我们千万不要结婚)
Today!
就在今天