April Fools' Day Song (feat. Jon Cozart)

Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day
The day when nothing is quite as it seems
The day when the jokers all come out to play
With their sneaky little schemes
Yes, they'll dash your hopes and dreams (just like Hollywood!)
Don't believe anything you read
Don't believe anything you watch
Some dolt thinking he's slick is the last thing you need
It's less fun than a kick in the crotch
The worst day to be on the internet
Your friends post great news that's not true
You know it’s the first but they hope you’ll forget
So may we suggest that you...
Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day
The day when nothing is quite as it seems
The day when the jerks all come out to play
With their shifty little schemes
How they love your angry screams
Don't believe anything you see
Don't believe anything you hear
The world's filled with liars who take evil glee
In tricking your eyes and ears
Every email you get is a minefield
Every video you click is one too
Each new product you see is a hoax well-concealed
So may we suggest that you...
Get off your phone
Put it somewhere absurd
Turn off your computer
You heard us, you nerd
Don’t sign anything
And don’t give your word
Hide under your bed
You can rest undeterred
Then don’t come out again
Till at least April third!
Is that too far?
No.
Agreed.
Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ Day
The day when nothing is quite as it seems
The day when the pranksters all come out to play
With their stupid little schemes
They’ll destroy your self-esteem
They might film you on livestreams
You’ll get turned into a meme
If they take it to extremes
So avoid them by all means
Seriously
No foolin’