CINDERELLA vs BELLE

Once upon a time
很久很久以前
in a far away land
在一个遥远的地方
there was a princess...
有传说中的公主...
RAP BATTLE
饶舌对决
CINDERELLA
灰姑娘
versus
对战
BELLE
贝儿
Let the rap battle begin
饶舌对决 正式开始
C:Another princess in my shadow
又一个跟风的公主
come to covet my crown
在觊觎我的皇冠
You croens wanna throw down
礼服美无边的王者
with the best in a gown?
岂是小丑能挑战？
I'm the legendary story
我是经典传奇
of rags to riches
我从野鸡变凤凰
Rhymes sharper than a needle
我词锋锐利
and I'm giving out stitches
我会让你遍体鳞伤
Like a wilting rose
像朵枯萎姣花的你
you can't step to my flows
抵挡不住我的攻势
These girls are trippin'
那帮姑娘步履蹒跚
did they cut off their toes?
她们被人切了脚趾？
I deserve all the praise
全球恋足控们
for the foot-fetish craze
请尽情向我赞美
I've got itty-bitty kicks
我虽鞋子娇小
but legs for days
但有修长的美腿
Let's look at your mentality
瞧你神志异常
Freud loves your abnormality
费洛伊德就爱你的疯狂
The Stockholm Syndrome Story:
斯德哥尔摩综合征的故事：
Beauty and the Bestiality
美女与野兽x床
Of course you're bitter
你当然会嫉妒我
I'm the number one star
我是最闪亮的明星
Pumpkin carriage,perfect marriage
南瓜车队 婚姻完美
no one cares who you are
可你却无人问津
B:What'my name?
我是谁？
(Belle!)
（贝儿）
What's it mean?
什么意思？
(Beauty!)
（美女）
I'm the perfect conbination
我是内外完美组合
of brains and booty
有大脑有屁屁
While I'm gaining knowledge
你丫只会丢鞋
you're losing your pumps
而我学知识顶呱呱
Like Mrs.Potts I'm serving shots
老娘就像茶壶夫人
and dishing out lumps
我敬你一脸茶
Cindy's dreaming she's important
辛迪梦想着自己很重要
well,somebody should wake her
谁快来叫醒她
This gold-digging trophy wife's
土豪找这贪财的花瓶老婆
the royal baby maker
只是为了生娃
Fear the nerdy,wordy princess
怕我这书呆子拽词公主
'cause I'm throwing more shade
因为我的利嘴
than the willow tree growing
比你母亲坟头的两棵柳树
on your dead mother's grave
遮的影子还黑
your tale as old as time
你那老掉牙的故事
sets us back fifty years
拖女性五十年后腿
Do your chores,
干你的家务
clean the floors'til a man just appears
擦你的地板 等着男人出现
You're shallow and obsessed
你肤浅
with looks and how you're dressed
你整天想的都是穿戴和容貌
you wanna live like Gaston?
你想像加斯顿一样生活？
Please,be our guest
那就随你便
C:Oh,I'm the one who's shallow
噢 我太肤浅
'cause your prince was really hairy?
因为你家王子浑身是毛？
The Beast was in the friend zone
野兽送了你图书馆后
'til he gave you his library
你就立马随他x
You points have no merit,
你的观点站不住脚
you're jealous,declare it
你嫉妒 别再遮掩
Like I've always said:if the shoe fits,wear it
像我常说的 如果鞋子合适那就去穿
I'm the American dream
我是拥有童话婚礼的
with a fairy-tale wedding
美国梦代表
You've got teapots for friends
你把茶壶当朋友
and I think your man's shedding
你家老公还掉毛
Some things are meant to be
有些事是天注定
like love at first sight
比如一见钟情
Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah
【似乎是咒语...】
he was mine before midnight
午夜前就把他搞定
B:A relationship rookie
一个情场菜鸟
wants to rap about romance?
还想冒充两性专家？
You can't fall in love
哪能跳一次舞
after just one dance
就立马爱上他
My prince saved my life
我的王子救了我一命
and don't be misled
别听他们胡诌
I want a man in the street
我想要的男人 白天情圣
but a beast in the bed
夜晚禽兽
Your film stars mice and cats
你片子里的明星是耗子 喵
with an old,fat fairy
以及胖仙女
Your silly story's shoehorned
这白痴故事简直
into freakin'"Tom and Jerry"
跟猫和老鼠有得一拼
You say you want to party
你说你想去派对
next you run off doen the halls
结果跑到舞会里面
It's like you always choke
就像你口x到蛋蛋
once you make it to the balls
噎得喘不过气
C:You think that's fuuny?
你以为很逗咩？
Here's a history lesson,honey
亲爱的我来给你补节历史课
My movie saved the studio
我的电影大赚
when Walt was out of money
救了快破产的沃特
You followed in my footsteps
你是我的跟屁虫
without me there'no you
没有我哪来的你
Disney built an empire
老娘的迷你水晶鞋
on there tiny glass shoes
是迪斯尼帝国的根基
B:If you're so adored
如果你真的那么被欣赏
where's your Academy Award?
哪你的奥斯卡奖在哪咧？
I'm the smart female *******
我是聪慧的女英雄
that can't be ignored
人人都把我敬仰
The moral of our quarrel
咱们撕逼的核心
and why I've got you beat
以及我战胜你的真谛
It's what's inside that matters
就是心灵美才最重要
not the size of your feet
脚的大小那算个p