Drunk On a Plane
I took 2 weeks vacation
我请了两周
for the honey moon
蜜月假
A couple tickets all inclusive
订了双人机票
down in cancun
去坎昆
I couldn't get my money back so
可没办法退钱
I'm in seat 7A
我只好上了飞机
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
打算在飞机上大醉一场
I bet the feller on the aisle
我打赌对面那个人
thought I was crazy
肯定以为我是个疯子
Cause I taped your picture
因为我把你的照片
To the seat back right beside me
粘在我身旁的座位上
Now I've got empty mini bottle
现在我已经喝光了
fillin' both our trays
托盘上的酒瓶
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
我要在飞机上大醉一场
Buyin' drinks for everybody
请每个人喝一杯
But the pilot, it's a party
除了飞行员 我们开始派对
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6
播音737 嗨过G6
Stewardess is somethin' ***y
空姐好性感
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
威士忌一杯炸进可乐里
Told her about my condition
告诉她我的情况
Got a little mile-high flight attention
高空飞行 紧急注意
It's mardi gras
这是狂欢节
Up in the clouds
万米高空中
I'm up so high, I may never come down
我越喝越高 永不降落
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
想尽办法 灌醉痛苦
They all know why
他们都懂我
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
我要在飞机上大醉一场
We had this date marked
标记这一天
on the calendar forever
在日历上永远记住
We'd take that new wed limo
本应该坐豪华轿车
to the airport ride together
一起到达机场
I feel like a plastic groom
现在感觉我像塑料小人
Alone up there on top of the cake
孤单站在蛋糕的顶端
So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
所以 我要在飞机上大醉一场
Buyin' drinks for everybody
请每个人喝一杯
But the pilot, it's a party
除了飞行员 我们开始派对
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6
播音737 嗨过G6
Stewardess is somethin' ***y
空姐好性感
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
威士忌一杯炸进可乐里
Told her about my condition
告诉她我的情况
Got a little mile-high flight attention
高空飞行 紧急注意
It's mardi gras
这是狂欢节
Up in the clouds
万米高空中
I'm up so high, I may never come down
我越喝越高 永不降落
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
想尽办法 灌醉痛苦
They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
他们都懂我 我要在飞机上大醉一场
On my way home
回家的路上
I'll bump this seat right up to first class
我要升级到头等舱
So I can drink that cheap
这样我可以喝到
champagne out of a real glass
高端的山寨香槟酒
And when we land I'll call her up
着陆之后我要打电话给她
and tell her 'Kiss my ass'
告诉她 让她滚蛋
Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
因为 嘿 我在飞机上喝醉
Buyin' drinks of everybody
请每个人喝一杯
But the pilot, it's a party
除了飞行员 我们开始派对
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6
播音737 嗨过G6
Stewardess is something ***y
空姐好性感
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
威士忌一杯炸进可乐里
Told her about my condition
告诉她我的情况
Got a little mile-high flight attention
高空飞行 紧急注意
It's mardi gras
这是狂欢节
Up in the clouds
万米高空中
I'm up so high
我越喝越高
I may never come down
永不降落
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
想尽办法 灌醉痛苦他
They all know why
们都懂我
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
我要在飞机上大醉一场
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
我要在飞机上大醉一场
I'm might be passed out
我可能会喝晕
In the baggage claim
在行李提取初
But right now, I'm drunk on a plane
但是现在 我要在飞机上大醉一场