It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
聖誕小猶太，孤獨又無奈
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
夥伴都在玩，卻把我拋開
And I can't sing Christmas songs
吟唱不了聖誕歌
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
裝扮不了聖誕樹
Or leave water out for Rudolph
院子裡沒有水留給紅鼻子魯道夫喝
cos there's something wrong with me..
因為我是猶太人啊…
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
我們的人不相信耶穌基督
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
聖誕小猶太，孤獨又無奈，在聖誕節徘徊
我們的光明節其實也不賴，可是為什麼…
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
聖誕老人不肯在我家留步？
That Santa passes over my house every year?
沒有美味的火腿，（猶太人不吃豬肉）
And instead of eating Ham
只有猶太食物；
I have to eat Kosher LATKEES ..
沒有安靜祥和的聖誕夜，
Instead of Silent Night
只有我孤獨唱著猶太歌曲。
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
他媽的咋回事
And what the **** is up
為毛有那麼多蠟燭啊，告訴我啊！
With lighting all these ******* Candles, tell me please?
聖誕小猶太，孤獨又無奈
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
我本該快樂過聖誕，但我卻是個小猶太
I can't be merry, cos I'm hebrew.. on Christmas
嘿，小男孩。我幫不了你，可你聽我說吧
你感覺快樂的聖誕節排斥你
Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
但你其實不該這樣難過
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
因為這個月，你應該慶幸
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
聖誕小猶太，你應該開懷
'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
季節不會困擾你
你既不用表現成乖乖小白兔，又不用捐錢做慈善
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
你不用和你的酒鬼一家，去拜訪你奶奶
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
我也不用坐在那些假聖誕老人的腿上（聖誕慣例，做聖誕老人腿上說心願）
You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
不用忍受他噁心的口臭
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
對，你是個小猶太，酷酷的小猶太！
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
在煩人的聖誕節，當個猶太人多好啊！
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
the lonely Jew on Christmas