try me

Lovely Arpad：Mr. Maraczek,
Mr.Maraczek,
you've got to stop thinking of me
您不能再僅僅把我
as just a delivery boy.
當成一個快遞員小哥了。
In a suit with a tie,
穿上西裝，打上領帶，
I look old.
我看起來就成熟多了。
And I’ve been training myself to be a sales clerk,
而且我一直在訓練自己成為一名售貨員，
training hard for two years.
刻苦鑽研兩年了。
Maraczek：What,you’ve been training？
什麼，你一直在訓練？
Lovely Arpad：
I have trained myself,
我已經訓練自己，
going shelf by shelf.
穿梭於櫃子之間。
And I know every item in the store.
而且我知道店裡的每一件商品。
Every tube,jar,box,bottle,carton,
每個管子，罐子，盒子，瓶子，硬紙盒，
and container.
還有貨櫃。
Where they are,
它們分別在哪兒，
what they cast,
它們多少錢，
what they’re for.
它們是用來做什麼的。
Although it’s something you have never thought about
儘管您從沒有這樣考慮過，
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
Mr.Maraczek,試用我。
You need a man who knows the business inside out,
您需要一個熟知行業內外的人，
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
Mr.Maraczek,試用我。
You need help,
您需要幫助，
or I'd have never spoken,
不然我連問都不會問，
and why break someone in when I'm already broken？
我完全能夠勝任這份工作，為什麼還要去請別人？
In this emergency,
這是個非常時期，
I wouldn’t let you down,
我不會讓你失望的。
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
Mr.Maraczek,試用我。
Now,I can see by the uncertain way you frown,
現在，我看得出您有些不耐煩，
that you've asked yourself,
你問自己，
“ Why me？”
“為什麼是我？”
For first-class clerking and conscientious working,
因為我業務一流，還有認真負責的工作態度。
Mr.Maraczek,why not try me？
Mr.Maraczek,為什麼不試用我呢？
Maraczek：All right.
好吧。
This cream is sour.
這個面霜酸掉了，
Very sour.
非常餿。
Take it back.
我要退貨。
Lovely Arpad：
You wish to return this jar,madam.
你是想要退了這款面霜嗎，女士。
Certainly,right you are,madam.
顯然，您是對的，女士。
You say it smells like a drowned cat,
您說這聞起來像淹死的貓，
oh,it does,at that.
噢，確實是。
At Maraczek's,madam,
在Maraczek香料店，女士，
we claim with pride.
我們可以自豪的說，
The customer must be satisfied.
顧客的要求必須滿足。
The customer must be satisfied.
顧客的要求必須滿足。
Oh,by the way,we have a special sale on Autumn Heather.
哦對了，順便提一下，我們的秋石楠正在特價銷售。
Let me spray some on your hand.
讓我在您的手上噴一點。
Here,we’ll smell it together.
來，我們一起感受一下。
It's has the three elements of good perfume.
它結合了好香水的三個要素，
Attractive to the nose,
好聞，
invisible to the eye,
無色，
and functional.
實用。
My wife has used it time and again. (hhhh
我妻子經常用它。
It's very appealing to us men.
對於我們男人也很有吸引力。
I use it myself every now and then.
我自己也每天都用。
Maraczek：I'll take it！
我要了！
Lovely Arpad：Certainly,madam.
沒問題，女士。
Oh,Ms.Ritter！
噢，Ms.Ritter！
[Clears throat]
Ms.Ritter。
Ms.Ritter.
秋石楠二十塊六，
That's 20 and 6 for the Autumn Heather,
護膚霜八塊三，
8 and 3 for the cream.
人魚夢也只要三十塊二，
32 even for that bottle of Mermaid's Dream.
眉筆一塊三，
1 and 3 for the eyebrow pencil,
大瓶洗髮香波九塊，
9 for the large shampoo,
還有您拿回來退貨的那一瓶面霜，
and the ,for the jar you're bringing back,
要花您四塊二。
that's 4 and 2 for you.
共計九十八塊，
That's a total of 98,
不要那瓶，少四塊二。
less 4 and 2 for the jar.
收您一百？
Out of 100 ？
（學收銀機聲音）
Cha-ching. (Ahhhh,so cute
這是找您的零錢，
Here's your change,
五塊二。
5 and 2 .
給您。
There youare,
我想這是近年來最大的一筆買賣了！
the biggest sale in several years,I believe！
謝謝您，女士，歡迎下次再來。
Thank you,madam,please call again.
很高興我能幫上忙，這是我的名片。
Glad I could help,here is my card.
謝謝您，女士，歡迎下次光臨。
Thank you,madam,please call again.
一定要來哦，
do call again,
女士！
Madam！
要是您喜歡我很樂意留鬍子。
I would gladly grow a mustache if you like. (hhhh
Mr.Maraczek,試用我。
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
噢，不，不用。
Maraczek：Oh ,no.
Arpad：
我甚至可以考慮放棄我的自行車，
And I would even think of giving up my bike,
Mr.Maraczek,試用我。
Mr.Maraczek ,try me.
因為我業務一流，還有認真負責的工作態度。
For first-class clerking and conscientious working.
Mr.Maraczek,為什麼不試用我？
Mr.Maraczek ,why not try me？
[Cheers and applause!!!]
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