Never Trust a Woman
if you arent a man with a lot of guts
男人的膽子他要是不夠大
a dog-gone woman will drive you nuts
一個狗婆娘就能把你拿下
you cant trust one to the corner now a day
這年頭，不能徹底相信任何女人
you got to watch your doors
大主意還得自己拿
or shell cheat you blind
不然就像個睜眼瞎
a woman arent got but a one track mind
女人的腦子裡只有一個想法
youll find out bud, its the man who always pays
各種開銷都讓你來拿
shell feed you a line that will turn your head
她會對你大吹迷魂話
and youll marry her and when youre in bed
睡一覺就跟你談婚論嫁
shell go through all the pockets in your pants
掏光你的褲袋一個不落
and if you object therell be a big fight
敢說個不字就得打一架
and chances are it will last all night
這架一打就是一整宿
im telling you man you just arent got a chance
哥們儿告訴你，你都插不上話
never, never trust a woman
永遠，永遠別信女人
youll be sorry if you do
不然你就後悔去吧
never, never trust a woman
永遠，永遠別信女人
shell just make a monkey out of you
女人只會拿你當猴耍
though women are handy around the house
別看女人房前屋後一把抓
they cant be trusted by man nor mouse
家裡的老鼠都不信她的話
its a shame the way they drag a good man down
她們腐蝕好男人的手段太低下
its a well-known fact they talk too much
眾所周知，女人極其多話
and they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such
鄰居家的芝麻小事到處挖
and paul revere the gossip all around town
保羅老哥的閒話滿城播撒
youll blow your top when they get in your hair
她們挨上你，你一準要氣炸
and theyll drive you to drink and man ill swear
逼得你只想去喝酒放個假
you wish you never seen the light of day
寧可醉死也不想再回家
im tipping you off your goose is cooked
我現在是把你救下火刑架
when one of them females gets you hooked
趁那幫娘們沒把你釣走
and so you better think it over while you may
還有機會你最好再考慮一下
never, never trust a woman
永遠，永遠別信女人
youll be sorry if you do
不然你就後悔去吧
never, never trust a woman
永遠，永遠別信女人
shell just make a monkey out of you
女人只會拿你當猴耍
im telling you man its a dirty shame
我告訴你什麼事最掉價
to come home late from a poker game
就是你有個牌局晚點回家
to a little wife thats goanna give you heck
你老婆那臉垮得比誰都大
shes sitting alone with a rolling pin
她望著表針一圈一圈劃
and will let you have it when you walk in
你一進屋就對著你來一下
and when she gets through with you,
白針子進去紅針子出來
youll be a wreck
您老就完蛋啦
if you had a little nip
有時候你打個小盹
and she smelled your breath
她聞到你口氣有點大
shell start in nagging you half to death
她就能朝著你往死裡罵
and bud youll have to put up
但哥們你只能忍著
with that for life
這輩子就這樣了
cause the preacher said for better or worse
因為牧師說了不管過得是好是差
and until you ride that big black hoarse
直到你七老八十吹燈拔蠟
you just naturally got yourself a wife
你老婆都跟你長在一塊啦
never, never trust a woman
永遠，永遠別信女人
youll be sorry if you do
不然你就後悔去吧
never, never trust a woman
永遠，永遠別信女人
shell just make a monkey out of you
女人只會拿你當猴耍