More Than Survive
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
走起
Go, go!
走起
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
我等的小黃片它還在下
Go, go!
我的腦子隨時都要爆炸
沒辦法，又是時候該出發
I'm waitin' for my porno to load,
迎接喪氣滿滿的一天
My brain is gonna freakin' explode,
但這也算不上什麼改變
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road,
如果哪天沒有過得神經兮兮
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day!
那我的生活肯定會亂得徹底
But that really isn't such a change,
因為反常才是我的日常
If I'm not feelin' weird or super strange,
早啊，新的一天又開始了
My life would be in utter disarray,
走起
'Cos freekin' out is my ok,
走起
Good morning, time to start the day!
現在，我應該乘車還是走路
已經開始反胃，真令人痛苦
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
緊張的時候我會滿臉通紅
Go, go!
老哥，好好權衡，保持鎮定
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
低年級坐公交感覺真弱爆了
Go, go!
但是走路又肯定得走到斷氣
而且汗流浹背，渾身濕透
Now, should I take a bus or walk instead?
老天啊，真希望我有一種技能
I feel my stomach fillin' up with dread,
能隨時保持淡定和高冷
When I get nervous my whole face goes red,
我不想成為什麼英雄
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still.
只想循規蹈矩做自己
A junior on the bus is killer weak,
我永遠都成不了Rob Deniro（《憤怒的公牛》《好傢伙》主角）
But if I walk, when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek,
對我而言Joe Pesci也不賴（《憤怒的公牛》《好傢伙》配角）
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak.
所以我有自己的規則
Ugh God, I wish I had the skill,
也把它當作處世守則
To just be fine and cool and chill!
助我生存
我不想成為焦點人物
I don't wanna be a hero,
我只想求生
Just wanna stay in the line.
走起
I'll never be your Rob Deniro,
走起
For me, Joe Pesci is fine.
（伴奏）
And so, I follow my own rules,
所以，Jenna Rowlan說Madeline告訴Jake
And I use them as my tools,
你在水池裡追到我我才和你羞羞。然後她就故意掉池子裡了
To stay alive,
BROOKE:
I don't wanna be special, no, no,
太讚了
I just wanna survive!
我是說太蕩了
然後Madeline 整個人就
ALL:
是我在講故事, Jenna!
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
我的天，他整個人就迷上了Mad...
Go, go!
惡
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
碰著我了，死高佬
Go, go!
抱歉，我想拿我的--
喲， Jakey本key，你和Madeline怎麼樣了
(Instrumental break)
這沒什麼好說的.......但是在水池裡我真的威爆了
我仔細偵察著這個危險的大廳
CHLOE:
最終焦點落在牆壁上的一張海報
(Spoken) So, Jenna Rowlan said Madeline told Jake:
一路避免所有的眼神交流
I'll only have *** with you if you beat me at pool and then she lost at pool deliberately...
盡力讓自己變成一個小透明
現在海報越來越接近，上面寫的啥？
BROOKE:
是一張課後戲劇參演的報名表
That is so awesome!
...差不多也就是一張“我是基佬”的報名表
對我沒什麼用。偵察結束
CHLOE:
然後我一個左轉，遇見了：
Brooke!
你剛剛有說什麼嗎？
JEREMY:
BROOKE:
我...額...嗯!
I mean slutty!
剛剛好險
真讓人浮想聯翩
JENNA:
我的古董平板都沒像我這麼卡過
And then Madeline was all like-
沒時間留戀，該要
清空大腦，繼續向前
CHLOE:
除非你想像那些人一樣
I'm telling the story, Jenna!
到死都只是一個處男
我不想做什麼天之驕子
BROOKE:
我只想要一技之長
Oh my God, he's like, totally getting off on Mad...
要是我的瘋狂再少一點
也許我就和正常人一樣
BROOKE/CHLOE/JENNA:
如果照這個樣子一直下去
Eww!
那我唯一的約會對象
就只會是我的Mac硬盤
RICH:
我不想像克魯尼一樣迷人
Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
我只想在這個世界上求生
Jeremy，好哥們
JEREMY:
你還好嗎？午飯太贊
Oh, sorry, I was just trynna get to my-
我吃了壽司，喝了奶茶，還有好多好多
壽司是megi-maki 家的，我感覺有點飄
RICH:
因為7-11的妹子給我倒了滿滿一杯奶茶
Jakey D! Yo, what's the story with Madeline?
JEREMY:
你又在聽Bob Marley 的歌對不對
JAKE:
對
Oh man, I shouldn't say...but it's a good thing I rock at pool.
我在聽Marley的歌
這張碟真的太棒啦
JEREMY:
現在這首歌就快放完了
(Sung) I navigate the dangerous hall,
好了，它放完了，快告訴我
Focus on a poster there on the wall,
課上得怎樣
Avoiding any eye contact at all,
你看上去不怎樣，這是鬧哪樣？
And trying hard to remain unseen.
我給Christine寫了一封表白信
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
有進步
It's a sign up for the after school play...
但我撕了衝馬桶裡了
...it's a sign up sheet for getting called 'gay',
額
And that's not what I need right now end scene,
這也還算進步
I hang a left and there's:
還好啦，我在探索頻道看到說人類已經停止進化了
Christine...
這...是好事？
Christine...
進化意味著適者生存？對不對？現在多虧了高科技
Christine...
弱者也可以生存了
Christine Conigula,
也就是是歷史上沒有哪個時候比現在更適合做廢材了
Christine-
多虧了這個。反正都沒差了，還不如....
報名戲劇！ ！
CHRISTINE:
我想說宅在我家地下室的，不過...
(Spoken) Did you say something?
不，你看看誰在報名參演戲劇!
ALL (除了CHRISTINE):
JEREMY:
我的身體劃過凝固的空氣
I...uhhh...nuh!
逆著人流大步向前面走去
(Sung) Well that was smooth,
大口吸氣，做好準備
Yeah that was super pimp,
就算有人覺得我很遜又怎樣
My mac daddy game couldn' t be more limp!
Christine 報了名我也要一樣
No time to wallow, no instead,
我抓起筆，把我的名字寫上
Just clear your brain and move ahead ,
太基了！ ！ ！
Except that you're one of those guys,
ALL (除了CHRISTINE, JEREMY AND MICHAEL):
Who'll be a virgin 'till he dies!
哈哈哈哈
我還挺喜歡基佬的
I don't wanna be a baller!
我永遠都成不了最酷的傢伙
Just want some skills to count on.
更多的時候是被遺忘在角落
If my nuts were any smaller,
學校裡的人物那麼多
They would be totally gone!
故事的主角卻從來不是我
If I continue at this rate,
有誰能來幫幫我
The only thing I'll ever date,
教我怎麼做
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive,
我不只想生存，還想要生活
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no,
ALL (除了JEREMY):
I just wanna survive!
還想要生活
ALL (除了JEREMY):
(Spoken) Michael!
還想要生活
ALL (除了JEREMY) :
MICHAEL:
如果現在是世界末日
(Sung) Jeremy, my buddy,
我不需要任何提示
How's it hanging? Lunch is bangin',
就能絕地求生
Had my sushi, got my slushy and more!
但既然殭屍大軍還未侵襲
The roll was megi-maki and I'm feelin' kinda cocky,
這個學期就要到底
'Cos the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour!
我還得好好準備考試，以便
ALL (除了JEREMY):
JEREMY:
走起
(Spoken) You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?
求生
ALL (除了JEREMY):
MICHAEL:
走起
(Sung) Ohhhh,
求生
I'm listenin' to Marley,
ALL (除了JEREMY):
And the groove is soundin' gnarly,
走起
And we're almost at the end of this song!
走，走，走，走，走，走，走，走，走，走，走
Yeah, that was the end, now tell me friend:
走起
(Spoken) How was class?
You look like ass, what's wrong?
JEREMY:
I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel.
MICHAEL:
That's progress!
JEREMY:
I tore it up and flushed it.
MICHAEL:
Ugh
JEREMY :
It's still progress.
MICHAEL:
It's all good, hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!
JEREMY:
That's... good?
MICHAEL:
Evolution's the survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology,
you don't have to be strong to survive!
Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha!
So own it! Why try to be cool when you can be-
JEREMY:
Signing up for the play!
MICHAEL:
I was gonna say gettin' stoned in my basement but uh-
JEREMY:
No! I mean, look who's signing up for the play!
(Sung) Christine ...
MICHAEL:
Christine...
JEREMY/MICHAEL:
Christine...
Christine Conigula,
Christine...
Christine...
Christine...
ALL (EXCEPT CHRISTINE):
Christine Conigula, Christine Conigula...
JEREMY:
I feel my body movin' through the air...
See my converse walkin' over there...
Take a shaky breath and I prepare...
Who cares if people think I'm lame?
Christine signed, I'll do the same!
I grab the pen, I write my name...
RICH:
(Spoken) Gayyy!
ALL (EXCEPT CHRISTINE, JEREMY AND MICHAEL):
Hahahahaha!
CHLOE:
Ahh, I like gay people...
JEREMY:
(Sung) I'm never gonna be the cool guy,
I'm more the one who's left out.
Of all the characters at school,
I am not the one who the story's about.
Why can't someone just help me out?
And teach me how to thrive...
Help me do more than survive!
ALL (EXCEPT JEREMY):
Nah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
JEREMY:
(Interluding) More than survive...
ALL (EXCEPT JEREMY):
Nah, nah, nah , nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
JEREMY:
(Interluding) More than survive!
ALL (EXCEPT JEREMY):
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
JEREMY:
If this was an apocalypse,
I would not need any tips,
In howto stay alive.
But since the Zombie army's yet to decend,
And the period is going to end,
I'm just tryin' my best to pass the test and...
ALL (EXCEPT JEREMY):
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
Go, go!
JEREMY:
(Interluding) Surive!
ALL (EXCEPT JEREMY):
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
Go, go!
JEREMY:
Survive!
ALL (EXCEPT JEREMY):
C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
Go, go!
ALL:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...
Go!