Michael int和bathroom
I am hanging in the bathroom
我一個人在浴室裡晃悠
At the biggest party of the fall
地點是秋季最大的派對上
I could stay right here or disappear
待在這里或直接消失
And nobody'd even notice at all
估計都沒有人會發現
我是浴室裡的可憐蟲
I'm a creeper in a bathroom
因為我哥們好像拋下了我
'Cause my buddy kinda left me alone
我寧願裝作去小便，也不願尬站著
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
或者一遍一遍假裝發短信
Or pretend to check a text on my phone
一切都隨緣吧
當我孤身一人的時候
Everything felt fine
我的小伙伴離開了我
When I was half of a pair
這根本就不是我的錯
For no fault of mine
現在只有
There's no other half there
Michael獨在浴室
Michael獨在派對的浴室
Now I'm just
過了多久也渾然不知
Michael in the bathroom
就只有
Michael in the bathroom at a party
Michael獨在浴室
Forget how long it's been
Michael獨在派對的浴室
I'm just
誰都別進來
Michael in the bathroom
我想等到結束時離開
Michael in the bathroom at a party
攪著泥漿，暗自神傷
No you can't come in
我只是沒人認識的Michael
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
落單的Michael
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
獨在浴室，孤身一人的Michael
I'm just Michael who you don't know
孤獨到頭
Michael flying solo
我躲在這裡，他卻在外面逍遙
Michael in the bathroom by himself
完全忘了我們過去的美好
All by himself
回憶被抹去
我也被代替
I am hiding but he's out there
比我更新，更酷的替代品
Just ignoring all our history
我聽見一個醉酒的姑娘走來
Memories get erased
隔著門高唱惠姨的歌
And I'll get replaced
“我想和某某跳舞”
With a newer cooler version of me
我的思緒逐漸低沉
因為我霎時間想到
And I hear a drunk girl
再也沒有人我一起捉弄她們
Sing along to Whitney through the door
就只有
'I wanna dance withsomebody'
Michael獨在浴室
And my feelings sink
Michael獨在派對的浴室
'Cause it makes me think
我有點後悔喝酒了
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
Michael獨在浴室
Michael獨在派對的浴室
Now it's just
我只能強忍住淚水
Michael in the bathroom
慢慢等，等到它自然流乾
Michael in the bathroom at a party
要么我就說是眼裡進沙
I half regret the beers
我只是沒人認識的Michael
Michael in the bathroom
落單的Michael
Michael in the bathroom at a party
獨在浴室，孤身一人的Michael
As I choke back the tears
敲敲敲敲
I'll wait as long as I need 'til my face is dry
他們馬上就要喊我了
Or I'll just blame it on ****
敲敲敲敲
Or something in my eye
等等，我馬上就好
I'm just Michael who you don't know
敲敲敲敲
Michael flying solo
他就這樣拋棄我也是沒誰了
Michael in the bathroom by himself
敲敲敲敲
困在這個少年修羅場裡
Knock knock knock knock
鏘鏘鏘鏘
They're gonna start to shout soon
我覺得我隨時都要爆炸
Knock knock knock knock
梆梆梆梆
Oh hell yeah I'll be out soon
馬上就要出糗了
Knock knock knock knock
灑灑灑灑
It sucks he left me here alone
我趕緊往臉上灑滿水
Knock knock knock knock
現在感覺好多了
Here in this teenage battlezone
我起身準備去開門
Clang clang clang clang
但卻再也聽不到敲門聲
I feel the pressure blowing up
我情不自禁地嚮往
Bang bang bang bang
能在另一片時空裡
My big mistake was showing up
然後我望向鏡子
Splash splash splash splash
這場景再清楚不過
I throw some water in my face
毫無疑問
And I am in a better place
就只有
I go to open up the door
在這派對上
But I can't hear knocking anymore
還有比這更慘的嗎
Hmhmm hm hm hmhmmm
And I can't help but yearn
Michael獨在派對的浴室
For a different time
這一晚過得真是不堪回首
And then I look in the mirror
真希望我今晚自已一個人待在床上看片
And the present is clearer
不然我寧願選擇自殺
And there's no denying
寧願自己從未來過
I'm just
因為我只是孤獨而又不合群的Michael
他肯定醉得不省人事
At a party
騎著PT巡邏車
Is there a sadder sight than
老天怎麼會有這種廢材
Hmhmm hm hm hmhmmm
留下落單的Michael
Michael in the bathroom at a party
你們自以為認識的Michael
This is a heinous night
獨在浴室，孤身一人的Michael
孤獨到頭
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
孤獨到頭
Or I'd offed myself instead
除去名字，沒有人真正認識我
Wish I was never born
派對不錯
I'm just Michael who's a loner
很高興我沒錯過
So he must be a stoner
Rides a PT cruiser
God he's such a loser
Michael flying solo
Who you think that you know
Michael in the bathroom by himself
All by himself
All by himself
All you know about me is my name
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came