The Night Josh Tillman Came To Our Apt.
Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
我喜歡在男人面前不卑不亢的女人
I mean like a god damn marching band
就是那種像行進樂隊一樣振奮人心的女人
She says, like literally, music is the air she breathes
我猜她應該喜歡說：音樂像空氣一樣滲入我的身體
And the malaprops make me want to ****** * scream
在她面前我會緊張得語無倫次
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
不知道她能不能明白我的心意
Well, it's literally not that
嗯她大概不會了解吧
Of the few main things I hate about her, one's her petty, vogue ideas
但她也有我不喜歡的小毛病其中一個就是她那小小的時尚理念
Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
有些人總告訴我我們倆超越了年齡的限制
By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
比如她每一個傻傻的想法
And now every insufferable convo
和我們之間難以忍受的對白
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
但她總是耐心地和我解釋宇宙的奧秘
Of which she's in the middle
她就是喜歡這種未知的秘密
Oh my God, I swear this never happens
我的天吶我發誓我不會再讓這種事發生
Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinning
最近發生了一件我無法控制的事
I feel so unconvincing
感覺自己在她面前沒有信用了
And I fumbled with the buttons
但我在慢慢地嘗試著解開她的心結
She blames her excess on my influence but gladly Hoovers all my drugs
她總說我帶給她不好的影響但她卻心甘情願地服下我給的毒藥
I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
我發現她一絲不掛地和朋友們躺在浴缸裡
We sang 'Silent Night' in three parts which was fun
我們一起唱了“平安夜”裡最有趣的部分
Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
直到感覺她的聲音像莎拉·沃恩
I hate that soulful levitation white girls put on
我不太喜歡白人女孩那種特有的輕浮感
Why don't you move to the Delta?
你們怎麼不去航空公司呢？
I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya
當你們讓我去殺死你們 我會很樂意的