Sugalumps

Sugalumps -Flight Of The Conchords
Let me tell you
I see you girls checking out my trunks
I see you girls checking out the front of my trunks
I see you girls looking at my junk
Then checking out my rump
Then back to my sugalumps
When I shake it I shake it all up
You'd probably think that my pants had the mumps
It's just my sugalump bump-ba-bump
They look so good that's why I keep them in the front
All the ladies checking out my sugalumps
They drive the ladies crazy
All these b**ches checking out my britches
Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants
My dungarees make them hungry
They're over the moon when I don pantaloons
My sugalumps are two of a kind
Sweet and white and highly refined
Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
To steal a feel of my family jewellery
My candy balls cause a cafuffle
The ladies they hussle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the party prince
You get two complimentary after dinner mints
Girls surround me when I'm standing on the stoop
Giving me gifts like free chicken soup
Book tokens free chicken stoop
Standing on the corner going ss-ah-ss-ah
Ss-ah-ss-ah
Ss-ah-ss-ah
We see you girls checking out our trunks
We see you girls checking out the front of our trunks
We see you girls looking at our junk
Then checking out our rumps
Then back to our sugalumps
Chilling in my store doing my thing
When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling
I'm like holy sh*t what happened to you
He said how much will you give me
For the family jewels
I said ten bucks
He said no way
Ten bucks and frisbee
He said okay
And I took his sugalumps and put them up in a display
And sold them as hacky sacks later that day
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
Sweet sugalumps
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
Sweet sugalumps yeah