American Sports

So when you gaze at planet earth from outer space
所以当你们终于能够站在外太空的角度遥望你们的地球家园时
Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
你们（人类）自己看起来就没那么愚蠢了吗？
I saw this aura over the battleground states
我只看到战火纷飞国度上空的天堂光环
I lost the money, lost the keys
我只知道我丢了钱、丢了钥匙
But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase
却还是被工作上的事情咬住不放
And I never thought, not in a million year
我从没想到，用不了一万年
That I'd meet so many lolas
我就会遇到这么多（物质的）情侣
Can I please have my money back?
“我能把我花在你身上的钱要回来吗？”
My virtual reality mask is stuck on ‘Parliament Brawl’
我的VR眼镜里，只有国会上大吵大闹的场景
Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall
幸好我有备用电池，没有耽误了我和上帝每周一次的视频聊天
Breaking news they take the truth and make it fluid
新闻头条将真相绑架，然后将其推上风口浪尖
The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
管家使用的都是驯兽师的那一套办法（政治暗喻）
A montage of the latest ancient ruins
仿佛是那个刚刚覆灭的王朝遗迹旁上演的蒙太奇
Soundtracked by a chorus of "you don't know what you're doing"
舆论媒体里是一片“你真是无知而可悲”的合鸣
And I never thought, not in a million year
我真是没想到，用不了一万年
That I'd meet so many lolas
我就会看到这么多如此这般的情侣
And all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports
而我那些最最后悔的事情突然在我的脑中爆炸般地闪现，就像是那激烈地美国竞技体育
And I never thought, not in a million year
我真是没想到，还没过多久
That I'd meet so many lolas
我就看到了这么多如此这般的情侣