Homer & Marge - Featuring

Homie,I tried to tell you how I feel,but I cant find the right words.
Homie 我很想告訴你我是怎麼想的但我不知道說什麼才好
Maybe he can.
他可能知道
'Weird AI' Yankovic?
艾爾揚科維奇？
Homer,Marge wrote me about what happened.
Home Marge給我寫了事情的經過
And as soon as her check cleared,I was on the first reasonably priced flight here.
並等她把錢一付我就坐上最經濟的航班到這裡來了
Did you get the parody songs I sent you?
你收到我的打油歌了嗎？
Ugh,yes.
是的
Which one was better? 'Living La Pizza Loca' or 'Another One Bites the Crust'?
哪一首更好？ 《活著的披薩店》還是《再咬麵包一口》？
They werw pretty much the same,Homer.
其實都差不多啦Homer
Yeah,Like you and Allan Sherman.
是呀就像你和Allan Sherman一樣
Now,heres a song i wrote for you.
我給你寫了一首歌
Little ditty about Homer and Marge.
這是一首有關Homer和Marge的歌
Her heart was as big as his stomach was large.
她的心就像他的肚子一樣大
Oh yeah,they say love goes on.
沒錯他們之間的愛還在延續
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone.
即使在那烤三明治被吃完很久以後
It would take a man of stone with a funny bone of steel to resist that.
只有石頭一樣的男人才能抗拒這個
Homer,would you at least let me take you out on a date?
Homer 至少讓我和你約會一次行嗎？
I dont know.Date a chick with kids?
我不知道 和一個有孩子的女人約會？
Dad...
老爸
All right,all right.
好吧好吧
Thats a story about Homer and Mager.
這是Homer和Marge的故事
Two folks i helped out For a nominal charge.
兩個我幫過的人我只收了一點點錢
After Homer went gay They patched up their schism.
Homer變成基佬以後他們就和好了
But the dude never dealt With his alcoholism.Weird Al saying 'Oh,yeah,the credits go on'.
但是Homer還是沒能戒酒我說沒錯故事還是在繼續
Long afterthe viewers interest is gone.
即使觀眾沒了興趣它還在繼續
Oh yeah, Weird Al had fun on this show.
沒錯這一集讓我過的很歡樂
Even if it was just a brief cameo.
即使只有少少的幾個鏡頭