Funny Girl

Funny girl, you look so unassuming
Right up until the room youre captivating
Starts to fill with gut-busting laughter
And youre transformed into a five foot Cleopatra

Funny girl, your schedules pretty crazy
Doing interviews for the new live action Cathy
Could you pencil in an industry outsider?
Yeah, youre young but, baby, youre not getting younger
Funny girl

For once your timing wasnt great
I must have missed you by a day
But, baby, things have turned out pretty good this way
And I dont think either of us yearns to share the stage

Funny girl, you seem pretty indifferent
But you knocked me out when you charmed the pants off Letterman
Oh I wish youd flash that manic smile in my direction
And let me lead you to your seat like we were old friends
Funny girl